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Chapters (12)
  1. The Godmother
  2. Contents
  3. 1
  4. 2
  5. 3
  6. 4
  7. 5
  8. 6
  9. Mambo
  10. Acknowledgements
  11. About the Author
  12. Copyright

“He went back to his cell. The investigating magistrate will question him again. We’ve got time. Remember, criminal proceedings have been started, which means they can be held in pre-trial detention for a year, so nobody’s in any hurry. They’ll call you. I’ve put a note in the file . . . So, you didn’t answer me, where did you learn Arabic?”

“Well, my nanny taught me to speak it between the ages of six and seventeen. After that, I studied it.”

“My son had an Algerian babysitter too. She used to talk to him in Arabic so he still knows a few words. But that’s a far cry from being able to speak it fluently . . .”

“Well, my nanny was a man, and he didn’t just babysit me, he raised me.”

“Really?”

“Yes, a man.”

“So what was his name, this nanny?”

“Bouchta.”

I had not said that name for a very, very long time. Not out loud anyway, because sometimes I would call it out in my sleep if I was having a bad dream. Curiously, now this whole episode is behind me, I don’t do that anymore, but at the time, after twenty-five years of lethargy, while I was in the process of resuming my position in the Mafioso continuum of my family, my brain was behaving like an old sponge. If I squeezed it, a flood of memories would emerge . . .

Bouchta . . .

Oh, my Bouchta . . . my dear Bouchta.

A mediocre homemaker at best, my mother did absolutely nothing around the house, and certainly didn’t do any cleaning. My father didn’t hold it against her, quite the contrary: the wife of a pied-noir upon whom fortune has smiled should not have to ruin her fingernails scrubbing pots and pans. On the other hand, she ought to know how to manage her staff — which she didn’t do either. If I had to sketch a timeline of my younger childhood years, it would consist of a succession of maids, scoldings, accusations of breakages or theft and slammed doors. In the end, exasperated by the permanent state of chaos that reigned in our house — whether it was the Portuguese woman loathed by our Doberman, the deaf Polish woman or the slob from the Creuse — my father decided to settle our domestic affairs once and for all, and left for Tunisia to buy Bouchta.