Dishes of sweetmeats, venison pie, light Bordeaux wine: all were offered Alice and her daughter as they sat on the folding stools provided. The king and some of the ladies lounged on rolled blankets draped with heavy damasks. It was a scene typical of the Restoration, as Charles II's reign was often called: courtly, amusing, easygoing, louche. Alice understood at once that the king meant to punish her a little by making her take part in it and she shrewdly guessed that he might deliberately steer the conversation into areas designed to shock her. For the time being, nobody took any notice of the visitors at all, however, and so she was free to listen and observe.

They represented, of course, everything that she and John Lisle had fought against. Their cavalier clothes, their immoral ways said it all. She might, she suspected, have been at the court of the Catholic King of France. The stern, moral rule that the Cromwellians at least aimed at was wholly foreign to these pleasure seekers. Yet, if she didn't approve, she quite enjoyed their wit.

At one point the conversation turned to witchcraft. One of the ladies had heard there were witches in the Forest and asked Howard if it was true. He didn't know.

The king shook his head. 'Every disagreeable woman is accused of magic in our age,' he remarked. 'And I'm sure a great many harmless creatures are burned. Most magic is nonsense anyway.' He turned to one of the gentlemen keepers. 'Do you know this spring my cousin Louis of France sent me his court astrologer? Said he was infallible. Pompous little man, I thought. So I took him to the races.' Alice had heard of the king's latest passion for racing horses. At Newmarket Races he'd mingle with the crowds just like a common man. 'I had him there all afternoon and, do you know, he couldn't predict a single winner! So I sent him straight back to France the next morning.'

Despite herself, Alice burst out laughing. The king gave her a sidelong look and seemed about to say something, but then apparently changed his mind and ignored her again. The conversation turned to his oak plantation. Admiration was expressed.

Then Nellie Gwynn turned her large, cheeky eyes on the monarch. 'When are you going to give me some oak trees, Charles?' It was well known that the king had given an entire felling of timber to one young lady of the court a few years back, presumably as a gift for favours received.

The king returned his mistress's gaze sagely. 'You have the royal oak, Miss, always at your service,' he replied. 'Be content with that.'

There was laughter, although not this time from Alice, who now felt a nudge from Betty at her side.

'What does he mean, Mother?' she whispered.

'Never mind.'