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Chapters (68)
  1. THE FIRST PATIENT
  2. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  3. CHAPTER 1
  4. CHAPTER 2
  5. CHAPTER 3
  6. CHAPTER 4
  7. CHAPTER 5
  8. CHAPTER 6
  9. CHAPTER 7
  10. CHAPTER 8
  11. CHAPTER 9
  12. CHAPTER 10
  13. CHAPTER 11
  14. CHAPTER 12
  15. CHAPTER 13
  16. CHAPTER 14
  17. CHAPTER 15
  18. CHAPTER 16
  19. CHAPTER 17
  20. CHAPTER 18
  21. CHAPTER 19
  22. CHAPTER 20
  23. CHAPTER 21
  24. CHAPTER 22
  25. CHAPTER 23
  26. CHAPTER 24
  27. CHAPTER 25
  28. CHAPTER 26
  29. CHAPTER 27
  30. CHAPTER 28
  31. CHAPTER 29
  32. CHAPTER 30
  33. CHAPTER 31
  34. CHAPTER 32
  35. CHAPTER 33
  36. CHAPTER 34
  37. CHAPTER 35
  38. CHAPTER 36
  39. CHAPTER 37
  40. CHAPTER 38
  41. CHAPTER 39
  42. CHAPTER 40
  43. CHAPTER 41
  44. CHAPTER 42
  45. CHAPTER 43
  46. CHAPTER 44
  47. CHAPTER 45
  48. CHAPTER 46
  49. CHAPTER 47
  50. CHAPTER 48
  51. CHAPTER 49
  52. CHAPTER 50
  53. CHAPTER 51
  54. CHAPTER 52
  55. CHAPTER 53
  56. CHAPTER 54
  57. CHAPTER 55
  58. CHAPTER 56
  59. CHAPTER 57
  60. CHAPTER 58
  61. CHAPTER 59
  62. CHAPTER 60
  63. CHAPTER 61
  64. CHAPTER 62
  65. CHAPTER 63
  66. CHAPTER 64
  67. CHAPTER 65
  68. EPILOGUE

The president's continuous rocking had slowed, then finally stopped, and the tenor of his speech had softened somewhat. Gabe propped a pillow behind him and took advantage of the relative calm to focus his ophthalmoscope beam onto the retinas of Stoddard's eyes—the only place in the body where arteries, veins, and nerves, specifically the large optic nerves, could be directly observed.

The arteries appeared healthy, with minimal, if any, signs of arteriosclerosis. The veins, too, seemed normal and were free from nicking where the arteries crossed on top of them—a finding that would have hinted at prolonged high blood pressure. But most important, the margins of the optic nerve in each eye were sharply demarcated. Blurring of those edges, known medically as papilledema, would have suggested a buildup of pressure on the brain from swelling, hemorrhage, or infection.

Reflexes normal. Extremities normal. Strength and range of motion good. Cranial nerves intact. Carotid pulses strong and free of bruits—the churning sound made by blood rushing past an obstruction. Heart rate down to 88—still high, but improved. Blood pressure down to 130 over 80. Lungs clear. Respiratory rate down from 40 to 24. Abdomen soft.

Stoddard's perspiring had slowed and the redness in his face had begun to abate.

"Drew, are you with me?"

"You're the best, pal. The salt of the earth."

"Drew, I want to ask you some questions. Will you answer them no matter how silly they might seem?"

"Go for it."

"What city are we in?"

"Why would you ask me something as—"

"Please, Drew, humor me."

"Washington, District-o of Columbi-o."

"The day?"

"Thursday. Doc, this is—"

"Please—"

"August the something. Maybe the seventeenth. Isn't that right, Carol, baby? The seventeenth?"

"That's right. You're doing great, honey." She looked over at Gabe. "He's coming around."

"Drew, how much is forty times twenty?"

"Eight hundred, of course. I was always good in math."

"A hundred minus thirty four."

"Sixty-six."

The answers came out almost before the questions were finished.

"Name the first eight presidents."

"Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, the other Adams, Jackson, how many is that?"

"Enough."

"Van Buren, the first Harrison, the one who croaked after thirty days, Tyler—"

"That's plenty, Drew."

"I can do them all. The latest one is me."

"I'm glad of that. The capital of Uruguay?"

"Montevideo. What do I win?"

"Most home runs by someone who never took steroids?"

"Aaron. You thought I'd say Ruth, didn't you?"

"No, Drew. I knew you'd get it right. You're doing better, my friend. Much better."

"Doc? I have one question."

"What is it?"

"The beasties that have been flying around here—the fairies and those round hairy things with the long tails—what do you make of them?"