Chapters (46)
- Contents
- Part 1
- Pink Slip
- Weatherman
- Weatherman
- Pink Slippers
- Pink Slippers
- Walk on the Wild Side
- Walk on the Wild Side
- Hide-and-Seek
- Hide-and-Seek
- Part 2
- Meet the Family
- Hotel Mafiosi
- Hotel Mafiosi
- Cinderella 2.0
- Cinderella 2.0
- Economics Lesson
- Economics Lesson
- In the Family Way
- In the Family Way
- Part 3
- Hothouse Flowers
- Revenge of the Invisible Woman
- Revenge of the Invisible Woman
- Court Appearance
- Court Appearance
- Wait Training
- Wait Training
- Fire Wall
- Fire Wall
- Part 4
- Killer Story
- Hostile Takeover
- Hostile Takeover
- Business Plan
- Business Plan
- Part 5
- Runaway
- Encounter
- Encounter
- Epilogue
- Epilogue
- Preview
- Learned Counsel
- Acknowledgments
“I shall get to the point presently.” The inspector picked up the teapot and turned it around slowly between his huge callused hands. He didn’t seem to feel the heat as he poured a stream of brown liquid into Burgeson’s cup, then put the pot down and dribbled in a carefully measured quantity of milk. “You’re an old man, Mr. Burgeson, you’ve seen lots of water flow under the bridge. You know what ’appens in rooms like this, and you don’t want it to ’appen to you again. You’re not a young hothead who’s going to get his self into trouble with the law any more, are you? And you’re not in the pay of the Frogs, either, else we’d have scragged you long ago. You’re a careful man. I like that. Careful men you can do business with.” He cradled the round teapot between his hands gently. “And I much prefer doing business to breaking skulls.” He put the teapot down. It wobbled on its base like a decapitated head.
Burgeson swallowed. “I haven’t done anything to warrant the attention of the Homeland Security Bureau,” he pointed out, a faint whine in his voice. “I’ve been keeping my nose clean. I’ll help you any way I can, but I’m not sure how I can be of use—”
“Drink your tea,” said the inspector.
Burgeson did as he was told.
“’Bout six months ago a Joe called Lester Brown sold you his dear old mother’s dressing table, didn’t he?” said the inspector.
Burgeson nodded cautiously. “It was a bit battered—”
“And four weeks after that, a woman called Helen Blue came and bought it off you, din’t she?”
“Uh.” Burgeson’s mouth went dry. “Yes? Why ask me all this? It’s in my books, you know. I keep records, as the law requires.”
The inspector smiled, as if Burgeson had just said something extremely funny. “A Mr. Brown sells a dressing table to a Mrs. Blue by way of a pawnbroker who Mr. Green says is known as Dr. Red. In’t that colorful, Mr. Burgeson? If we collected the other four, why, we could give the hangman a rainbow!”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Burgeson said tensely. “What’s all this nonsense about? Who are these Greens and Reds you’re bringing up?”
“Seven years in one of His Majesty’s penal colonies for sedition back in seventy-eight and you still don’t have a fucking clue.” The inspector shook his head slowly. “Levelers, Mr. Burgeson.” He leaned forward until his face was inches away from Burgeson’s. “That dressing table happened to have a hollow compartment above the top drawer and there were some most interesting papers folded up inside it. You wouldn’t have been dealing in proscribed books again, would ye?”