Chapters (20)
- THE WIND-UP BIRD AND TUESDAY’S WOMEN
- THE SECOND BAKERY ATTACK
- THE KANGAROO COMMUNIQUÉ
- ON SEEING THE 100% PERFECT GIRL ONE BEAUTIFUL APRIL MORNING
- SLEEP
- THE FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE , THE 1881 INDIAN UPRISING, HITLER’S INVASION OF POLAND, AND THE REALM OF RAGING WINDS
- LEDERHOSEN
- BARN BURNING
- THE LITTLE GREEN MONSTER
- FAMILY AFFAIR
- A WINDOW
- TV PEOPLE
- A SLOW BOAT TO CHINA
- THE DANCING DWARF
- THE LAST LAWN OF THE AFTERNOON
- THE SILENCE
- THE ELEPHANT VANISHES
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
- OTHER BOOKS BY THIS AUTHOR
- ALSO BY HARUKI MURAKAMI
I was hard-pressed to come up with some way of spending the money. There was a deal to buy someone’s used car—a 1000cc Subaru—not bad condition and the right price, but somehow I just didn’t feel like it. I also thought of buying new speakers, but in my tiny apartment with its wood-and-plasterboard walls, what would have been the point? I guess I could have moved, but I didn’t really have any reason to. And even if I did up and move out of my apartment, there wouldn’t have been enough money left over to buy the speakers.
There just wasn’t any way to spend the money. I bought myself a polo shirt and a few records, and the whole rest of the lump remained. So then I bought a really good Sony transistor radio—big speakers, clear FM reception, the works.
The whole week went past before it struck me. The fact of the matter was that if I bad no way of spending the money, there was no point in my earning it.
So one morning I broached the matter to the head of the lawn-mowing company, told him I’d like to quit. It was getting on time when I had to begin studying for exams, and before that I’d been thinking about taking a trip. I wasn’t about to say that I didn’t want the money anymore.
“Well, now, sorry to hear that,” said the head exec (I guess you’d call him that, although he seemed more like your neighborhood gardening man). Then he let out a sigh and sat down in his chair to take a puff of his cigarette. He looked up at the ceiling and craned his neck stiffly from side to side. “You really and truly do fine work. You’re the heart of the operation, the best of my part-timers. Got a good reputation with the customers, too. What can I say? You’ve done a tremendous job for someone so young.”
Thanks, I told him. Actually, I did have a good reputation. That’s because I did meticulous work. Most part-timers give the grass a thorough once-over with a big electric lawn mower and do only a mediocre job on the remaining areas. That way, they get done quickly without wearing themselves out. My method was exactly the opposite. I’d rough in with the mower, then put time into the hand trimming. So naturally, the finished product looked nice. The only thing was that the take was small, seeing as the pay was calculated at so much per job. The price went by the approximate area of the yard. And what with all that bending and stooping, my back would get plenty sore. It’s the sort of thing you have to be in the business to really understand. So much so that until you get used to it, you have trouble going up and down stairs.