Chapters (20)
- THE WIND-UP BIRD AND TUESDAY’S WOMEN
- THE SECOND BAKERY ATTACK
- THE KANGAROO COMMUNIQUÉ
- ON SEEING THE 100% PERFECT GIRL ONE BEAUTIFUL APRIL MORNING
- SLEEP
- THE FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE , THE 1881 INDIAN UPRISING, HITLER’S INVASION OF POLAND, AND THE REALM OF RAGING WINDS
- LEDERHOSEN
- BARN BURNING
- THE LITTLE GREEN MONSTER
- FAMILY AFFAIR
- A WINDOW
- TV PEOPLE
- A SLOW BOAT TO CHINA
- THE DANCING DWARF
- THE LAST LAWN OF THE AFTERNOON
- THE SILENCE
- THE ELEPHANT VANISHES
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
- OTHER BOOKS BY THIS AUTHOR
- ALSO BY HARUKI MURAKAMI
He might be right, I thought. I was so ordinary. I had nothing to be proud of—no money, no good looks, no special way with words, even—nothing special at all. True, I wasn’t a bad guy, and I worked hard. The people at the factory liked me. I was strong and healthy. But I wasn’t the type that girls go crazy over at first sight. How could a guy like me ever hope to get his hands on a beauty like that?
“You know,” the dwarf whispered, “if you let me help you, it just might work out.”
“Help me? How?” He had aroused my curiosity.
“By dancing. She likes dancing. Show her you’re a good dancer and she’s yours. Then you just stand beneath the tree and wait for the fruit to fall into your hands.”
“You mean you’ll teach me to dance?”
“I don’t mind,” he said. “But a day or two of practice won’t do you any good. It takes six months at least, and then only if you work at it all day, every day. That’s what it takes to capture someone’s heart by dancing.”
I shook my head. “It’s no use, then,” I said. “If I have to wait six months, some other guy will get her for sure.”
“When do you go dancing?”
“Tomorrow night. Saturday. She’ll be going to the dance hall, and I will, too. I’ll ask her to dance with me.”
The dwarf used the branch to draw a number of vertical lines in the dirt. Then he bridged them with a horizontal line to make a strange diagram. Silent, I followed the movement of his hand. The dwarf spit the butt of his cigarette on the ground and crushed it with his foot.
“There’s a way to do it—if you really want her,” he said. “You want her, don’t you?”
“Sure I do.”
“Want me to tell you how it can be done?”
“Please. I’d like to know.”
“It’s simple, really. I just get inside you. I use your body to dance. You’re healthy and strong: You should be able to manage a little dancing.”
“I am in good shape. Nobody better,” I said. “But can you really do such a thing—get inside me and dance?”
“Absolutely. And then she’s yours. I guarantee it. And not just her. You can have any girl.”
I licked my lips. It sounded too good to be true. If I let the dwarf get inside me, he might never come out. My body could be taken over by this dwarf. As much as I wanted the girl, I was not willing to let that happen.
“You’re scared,” he said, as if reading my mind. “You think I’ll take possession of your body.”
“I’ve heard things about you,” I said.
“Bad things, I suppose.”
“Yes, bad things.”