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Contents ( 32)
  1. The Bro Code
  2. Elizabeth A. Seibert
  3. CONTENTS
  4. Dedication
  5. RULE NUMBER 1
  6. RULE NUMBER 2
  7. RULE NUMBER 3
  8. RULE NUMBER 4
  9. RULE NUMBER 5
  10. RULE NUMBER 6
  11. RULE NUMBER 7
  12. RULE NUMBER 8
  13. RULE NUMBER 9
  14. RULE NUMBER 10
  15. RULE NUMBER 11
  16. RULE NUMBER 12
  17. RULE NUMBER 13
  18. RULE NUMBER 14
  19. RULE NUMBER 15
  20. RULE NUMBER 16
  21. RULE NUMBER 17
  22. RULE NUMBER 18
  23. RULE NUMBER 19
  24. RULE NUMBER 20
  25. RULE NUMBER 21
  26. RULE NUMBER 22
  27. Epilogue
  28. The Bro Code
  29. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  30. About the Author
  31. Copyright
  32. About the Publisher

In she went, half laughing and half shrieking.

Eliza stayed under water for about five seconds.

“That was a big splash,” I said when she surfaced. “You could totally beat Austin.”

Water rained over me as she kicked it in my face.

She flipped her braid over her shoulder and started floating on her back. I lay on the surface with her.

“Did you know that otters hold hands when they’re sleeping?” I asked.

“What?”

“So they don’t drift apart.”

“That’s adorable.”

So are you, I wanted to say. Instead I reached out to touch her fingers.

“Wonder what the chemistry term for that is.”

“There’s that smooth Nick Maguire we all know.”

We stayed like that for a few peaceful minutes. Her volleyball jersey clung to her, lifting enough to reveal the fading tan on her stomach.

Things finally felt right enough for me to say, “I’m sorry. I’ll stop saying stupid things I don’t mean, I never wanted to make you uncomfortable.”

“I know.”

She stood. I hadn’t realized we’d drifted to the shallow end.

“I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable either,” she said. “I like when you surprise me and kiss me without asking.”

Our bodies were dangerously close together, and she placed her fingers on my naked chest, one by one. We’d been this close before, but now it was skin against skin.

I kissed her nose, then dove underneath her, surfacing with her legs around my shoulders. I grabbed her ankles, water streaming down my cheeks as she shook my hair.

Her laughs echoed across the pool. My cheeks hurt from grinning like an idiot. The eerily fluorescent lights shone down on us. It was the least romantic backdrop ever, but also perfect.

All of that I knew.

And if I’d taken the time to look around me, instead of being completely distracted by the pressure of Eliza on my shoulders, I would have seen the person standing at the pool’s entrance, looking through its glass windows. Watching us.

RULE NUMBER 16

A bro shalt always check his phone.

We played in the pool for a long time.

“Gotta get you home,” I said, eventually, “before Carter kicks my ass.”

“I’d definitely be worried if I were you.”

“Great, thanks.”

My triceps ached as I climbed out of the pool, and even more as I pulled on my sweaty T-shirt.

“Aw,” said Eliza, “I was enjoying the view.”

“Guess we’ll have to do this again sometime.”

After a quick detour to my locker for my spare sweatpants, I met her outside the girls’ changing room. It was almost seven, and we were already enveloped by the setting sky and shifting seasons. A few cars were left in the parking lot, but Carter’s minivan was long gone. Eliza curled into my passenger seat and crossed her legs, bobbing as we drove over manholes and little rocks. One Direction blasted on the radio.

“You’re wrong,” she said, “they’re seriously good. It sucked when they broke up; they were on track to be the next Beatles.”