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Chapters (39)
  1. The Blue Blazes
  2. Part One
  3. Prologue
  4. Chapter 1
  5. Chapter 2
  6. Chapter 3
  7. Chapter 4
  8. Chapter 5
  9. Chapter 6
  10. Chapter 7
  11. Part Two
  12. Chapter 8
  13. Chapter 9
  14. Chapter 10
  15. Chapter 11
  16. Chapter 12
  17. Chapter 13
  18. Chapter 14
  19. Chapter 15
  20. Chapter 16
  21. Chapter 17
  22. Chapter 18
  23. Chapter 19
  24. Part Three
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Acknowledgments
  38. About the Author
  39. Imprint

The scuttling sound comes from behind him.

The thought strikes him: He’s fast. A stupid, obvious thought; one proven true as the Boss soundlessly leaps upon his back.

Claws like iron nails drive deep into Mookie’s side. His flesh is hard, unyielding, able to stop bullets, and here Zoladski has no difficulty. The wounds are cold in the heat of his rage. He stands, screaming, flailing. The thing’s mouth clamps down on the flesh just below his neck. Razor teeth spin and bore. Something wet and cold like a tongue slithers into the wound and begins to coil around his spine. His body lights up with a fireworks display of pain.

Nora staggers out of the room. Numb. Bewildered. At first she thinks, I’ve peed myself, but it’s not piss, it’s blood, her blood. Her throat throbs. Her head pulses. Images of a dead city parade before her. Like now there’s an open door inside her mind and anything can come through it. She sees visions of goblins cooking humans over barrel fires. Of snake-men slithering through the darkness of an alley.

She sees a pattern of dots.

She says it aloud: “Pattern of dots. Blast. Bone dry.”

Again: “Pattern of dots. Blast. Bone dry.”

And a third time. The words don’t make any sense to her. But there they are.

In the hallway, Mookie the Monster fights…

It’s him. It’s Konrad Zoladski. Except he’s not human anymore, either.

Nobody’s human anymore. We’re all monsters now.

The two smash into walls. Bannisters. Wainscoting. Pictures tumble off walls. A vase shatters. Blood sprays.

Then the Boss-Thing crawls onto the back of the Mookie-Monster. It bites down. Back of Mookie’s neck. Crunch. Tongue splashing in blood. Her father drops to his knees. Wails in pain.

A body. Nearby. One of the Snakefaces. With the golden eye.

A gun at its hip.

Suddenly it’s in her hand. She barely remembers picking it up.

Barrel wavers. Sights dip and swerve.

Bang.

A wall sconce goes spinning on the wall like a prize wheel.

She pulls the trigger again. This time, the bullet finds its target. It clips the Boss-Thing in the head – it wrenches its neck backward and howls in pain, letting go of Mookie’s neck in the process. Nora gasps. Sobs. Steps through a doorway into a study and collapses on the floor, all the strength leaving her body as warm blood splashes.

The Boss is back up. A flap of skin has peeled back from his forehead – like a bundled tear in the felt of a pool table made by a stuttering cue – and beneath is something that looks less like flesh and more like a bottomless hole.

Mookie turns. Sees Nora stagger into a nearby room.

A small voice beneath the hurricane of rage: She’s safe.