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Chapters (39)
  1. The Blue Blazes
  2. Part One
  3. Prologue
  4. Chapter 1
  5. Chapter 2
  6. Chapter 3
  7. Chapter 4
  8. Chapter 5
  9. Chapter 6
  10. Chapter 7
  11. Part Two
  12. Chapter 8
  13. Chapter 9
  14. Chapter 10
  15. Chapter 11
  16. Chapter 12
  17. Chapter 13
  18. Chapter 14
  19. Chapter 15
  20. Chapter 16
  21. Chapter 17
  22. Chapter 18
  23. Chapter 19
  24. Part Three
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Acknowledgments
  38. About the Author
  39. Imprint

The old woman takes a long languid sniff.

“Meat,” she says. “I always smell meat on your breath. I smell the spice. The fat. It’s a beautiful thing, Mookie Pearl.”

Mother Cougar pulls away. Then looks to Skelly. “You’re next, sweetheart.”

Skelly shoots Mookie a panicked look. If she could contain a single question inside her gaze it would be a loudly shrieked “What the fuck?”

He nods. Impatient like, “hurry up”.

Skelly opens her mouth.

Mother gets all up in there. Another long sniff. “Oh, damn, what’s that? Broccoli? Tofu? Jesus Christ, girl, you a vegetarian?”

“Vegan,” Skelly says, but then she inhales through her nose and then a smell shoots up into her nostrils like a half-dead raccoon crawling up in there. Suddenly she staggers backward, blanching. Skelly turns away, bends sharp at the waist, and pukes.

Mother Cougar laughs, a gurgling guffaw. “Aw, shoot, girlie, that was your first time, wasn’t it? My bad! I should’ve warned you not to breathe through your nose. Caught a whiff of my…perfume, it seems.”

Skelly wipes her mouth. Looks to Mookie who gives her a shrug. He’s smiling. A rare sight. “You think this is funny?” she asks.

“A little.”

“Asshole.”

“Yep.”

“All right,” Mother says. “Let’s quit sniffin’ each other’s butts. See if we can’t find you who you’re lookin’ for.”

Now, at least, Skelly remembers why she became vegan in the first place.

The walk to Daisypusher from inside the gates isn’t a long one. Five minutes and they start seeing the first ramshackle house: corrugated tin tilting atop crooked walls of mold-streaked plywood. A window cut out of the wood, a flickering fire-glow coming from within – a glimpse of a dead face, half-skin and half-skull, peering out.

It’s a subterranean shantytown – the streets are paths cut between each hastily thrown-together junk-house. Mookie sees one house with a wall formed from the plow of a bulldozer; another with a roof made of the cellar doors stolen from some New York City sidewalk. One house across the way is lined with shattered broken subway tile – a sign for the Columbus Circle station hangs from wire outside a front door made from an old coffin lid. It’s hard to count from here, but in the past Mookie figured there were fifty, sixty houses here. Now it looks like that number has grown.