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“That house. It’s called Chantilly. A real nice place. I’ve danced a few nights under that roof, and no doubt will again when we’ve seen the Yankees off. Where will I find Colonel Swynyard?”
“On his knees, probably,” Starbuck answered. “Are you going to give me those orders?”
“Aren’t you supposed to call me ‘sir’?” Maitland enquired courteously, though with an undercurrent of impatience because of Starbuck’s antagonism.
“When hell freezes over,” Starbuck said curtly, surprised at the belligerence that seemed to be an ever more salient part of his character.
Maitland chose not to make an issue of the matter. “I’m to hand you the orders in the presence of Colonel Swynyard,” he said, then waited while Starbuck pissed against a tree. “You look kind of young to be a major,” he remarked as Starbuck buttoned his pants.
“You look kind of young to be a colonel,” Starbuck responded surlily. “And my age, Colonel, only matters to me and the fellow who carves my tombstone. If I ever get a stone. Most soldiers don’t, not unless they do their fighting from behind a desk in Richmond.” After delivering that insult to a man who looked like a desk soldier, Starbuck stooped to tie the laces of the boots he had collected off a dead Yankee at Cedar Mountain. The rain had stopped, but the air was still heavy with moisture and the grass thick with water. Some of the Legion had drifted out of the trees to stare at the elegant Lieutenant Colonel who endured their scrutiny patiently as he waited for Starbuck to collect his coat. Lucifer had come back with a handful of beans that Starbuck told him to take to Colonel Swynyard’s bivouac. He pulled his wet hat onto his unruly black hair, then gestured to Maitland. “This way,” he said.
Starbuck deliberately forced the elegant Maitland to dismount by leading him through the thickest part of the timber where the leaves and brush soaked the Colonel’s silk-lined cloak. Maitland made no protest, nor did Starbuck speak until the two men had reached Swynyard’s tent where, as Starbuck had predicted, the Colonel was at his prayers. The tent’s flaps were brailed back and the Colonel was kneeling on the tent boards with an open Bible on his cot’s blanket. “He found God three weeks ago,” Starbuck told Maitland in a voice loud enough to disturb the Colonel, “and he’s been bending God’s ears ever since.” The three weeks had worked a miracle on Swynyard, turning a drink-sodden wretch into a fine soldier who now, dressed in shirtsleeves and gray pants, turned his one good eye toward the men who had disturbed his morning prayers.
“God will forgive you for interrupting me,” he said magnanimously, climbing to his feet and tugging his suspenders over his lean shoulders. Maitland gave an involuntary shudder at the sight of Swynyard, who seemed even more unkempt than Starbuck. Swynyard was a thin, scarred man with a ragged beard, yellow teeth, and three missing fingers from his left hand.