Back The Bigger They Come
Chapters (18)
  1. Cover
  2. Title
  3. Introduction
  4. Chapter One
  5. Chapter Two
  6. Chapter Three
  7. Chapter Four
  8. Chapter Five
  9. Chapter Six
  10. Chapter Seven
  11. Chapter Eight
  12. Chapter Nine
  13. Chapter Ten
  14. Chapter Eleven
  15. Chapter Twelve
  16. Chapter Thirteen
  17. Chapter Fourteen
  18. Discussion Questions

“Do that,” I said. “I’ll be back in half an hour, and I want to be ready to roll.”

I went out to a restaurant, ordered the biggest steak on the menu, and polished it off with mince pie à la mode. I went back to the automobile agency to pick up the car. They had pinned my check to the top of a pile of papers.

“You’ll have to sign your name here two or three times,” the salesman said.

I noticed that someone had written in indelible pencil in the upper left-hand corner of my check, the word “Okay,” followed by the initials “GEC.” I signed the name Peter B. Smith two or three times, shook hands all around, climbed in the car, and drove out. I went directly to the First National Bank. It lacked about fifteen minutes of closing time. I went to the counter and drew a sight draft on H. C. Helmingford for five thousand six hundred and ninety-two dollars and fifty cents. I drew a counter check for one thousand eight hundred dollars. I went to the cashier’s window and said, “I’m Peter Smith. I opened an account here today. I was looking for some investments. I have found one which is going to require immediate cash. I have here a sight draft drawn on H. C. Helmingford. I want this presented to him through the Security National Bank of Los Angeles. It will be honored immediately on presentation. I want it rushed.”

He took the draft and said, “Just a minute, Mr. Smith—”

“It isn’t necessary,” I said. “I don’t want you to give me any credit on this. Simply handle it as a collection. Have your Los Angeles correspondent wire back at my expense.”

He gave me a receipt for the draft. “And you wanted some cash?” he asked.

“Yes,” I said, and handed him the counter check for eighteen hundred dollars, looking at my watch as I did so.

He said, “Just a minute,” stepped back to the bookkeeping department to verify the balance and my signature. He hesitated for a moment, then came back and asked, “How do you want this, Mr. Smith?”

“In hundreds,” I said.

He gave me the money. I thanked him, drove over to the Bank of Commerce, got into my safety deposit vault, and put the eighteen hundred dollars in with the other money in there. Then I climbed in the car, drove out of town and crossed the bridge over the Colorado River into California. I parked the car for about half an hour, sitting there smoking and letting my dinner digest. Then I started the motor and drove on the few yards that brought me to the California quarantine station over on the right-hand side of the road.