Contents ( 12)
- The Splendid Cannibals
- The Fork-Tongued Princess
- The First Ymbryne
- The Woman Who Befriended Ghosts
- Cocobolo
- The Pigeons of Saint Paul’s
- The Girl Who Could Tame Nightmares
- The Locust
- The Boy Who Could Hold Back the Sea
- The Tale of Cuthbert
- The Man Who Bottled the Sun
- What’s next on your reading list?
The princess was shocked by his lie, but held her tongue.
“Magnificent!” cried the king. “You’re the hero of Frankenbourg, my boy—and on your wedding day, no less!”
“Ah—about that,” the prince said. “Regretfully, there will be no wedding.”
“What!” shouted the king. “Why not?”
“I’ve just received word that the princess and I are cousins,” said the prince. “Such a shame!”
And without so much as a backward glance, the prince slipped out of the room, gathered his entourage, and took off in his carriage.
“This is preposterous!” the king fumed. “That boy is no more my daughter’s cousin than I’m this chair’s uncle. I won’t allow my family to be treated this way!”
The king was so enraged that he threatened to go to war with Galatia. The princess knew she couldn’t allow this to happen, and so one evening she requested an audience with her father alone and revealed the secret she’d been hiding so long. He called off his war plans, but he was so angry with his daughter, and so humiliated, that he locked her in the dankest cell of his dungeon.
“Not only are you a liar and a beast,” he said, spitting through the bars of her cell, “you’re not marriageable!”
He said it as if that were the greatest sin of all.
“But, Father,” said the princess, “I’m still your daughter, aren’t I?”
“Not anymore,” the king replied, and turned his back on her.
The princess knew she could use her acidic venom to burn through the lock of her cell door and escape, but instead she waited, hoping her father might come to his senses and forgive her.5 For months she subsisted on gruel and shivered through the nights on a stone slab, but her father did not come. The princess’s only visitor was her handmaiden.
One day, the handmaiden arrived with news.
“Has my father forgiven me?” the princess asked eagerly.
“I’m afraid not,” the handmaiden replied. “He’s told the kingdom you’re dead. Your funeral is tomorrow.”
The princess was heartbroken. She broke out of the dungeon that very night, escaped the palace, and with her handmaiden she left the kingdom and her old life behind. They traveled incognito for months, wandering the land, taking domestic work where they could find it. The princess smeared her face with dirt so she would not be recognized and never opened her mouth to anyone but the handmaiden, who told people that the dirty-faced girl she traveled with was mute.
Then one day they heard a story about a prince in the faraway kingdom of Thrace whose body sometimes assumed a form so peculiar that it had become a national scandal.
“Could it possibly be true?” said the princess. “Could he be like me?”
“I say it’s worth finding out,” the handmaiden replied.
So they set out on a long journey. It took two weeks to cross the Pitiless Waste on horseback, and two weeks more to cross the Great Cataract by ship. When they finally arrived in the kingdom of Thrace they were sunburned, windburned, and nearly broke.