“Ah,” Bazie said with satisfaction. “Wool Market good, then?”

“Aye,” the boy named Raf said. “Crowd.” This was the one that Skif hadn’t seen much of yesterday, and if someone had asked him to point Raf out in a crowd he still wouldn’t be able to. Raf was extraordinarily ordinary. There was nothing distinctive in his height (middling), his weight (average), his face (neither round nor square), his eyes and hair (brown), or his features (bland and perfectly ordinary). Even when he smiled at Skif, it was just an ordinary, polite smile, and did nothing; it seemed neither warm, nor false, and it certainly didn’t light up his features.

Bazie watched him as he examined the other boy and mentally dismissed him—and Bazie grinned.

“So, young’un, wot ye think’o Raf?” he asked.

“Don’ think much one way or ’tother,” Skif said truthfully.

Bazie laughed, and so did Raf. “Na, ye don’ see’t, does ye?” Bazie said.

“Wall, he wouldn’ see it now, would’e?” Raf put in. “If’n ’e did, that’d be bad!”

The others seemed to think this was a great joke, but it was one that Skif didn’t get the point of. They all laughed heartily, leaving him sitting on the stuffed sacks looking from one to the other, perplexed, and growing irritated.

“Wha’s the joke?” he asked loudly.

“Use yer noggin—” Lyle said, rubbing his knuckles in a quick gesture over Skif’s scalp. “Raf’s on the liftin’ lay, dummy. So?”

“I dunno!” Skif retorted, his irritation growing. “Whazzat got ter do wi’ wot I think uv ’im?”

“It ain’t wot yer think uv ‘im, ’tis ’is looks,” Deek said with arch significance, which made the other two boys go off in gales of laughter again, and Bazie to chuckle.

“Well, ‘e ain’t gonna ketch no gurls wi’ ’em,” Skif replied sullenly. “’E don’ look like nothin’ special.”

“And?” Deek prompted, then shook his head at Skif’s failure to comprehend. “Wot’s special ’bout not special?”

Finally, finally, it dawned on him, and his mouth dropped open in surprise. “Hoy!” he said. “Cain’t give no beak no ways t’ find ’im!”

A “beak,” Skif knew, was one of the city watchmen who patrolled for thieves and robbers, took care of drunks and simple assault and other minor crimes. Anything major went to the Guard, and anything truly big went to one of the four City Heralds—not that Skif had ever seen one of these exalted personages. He’d never seen a Guard either, except at a distance. The Guards didn’t bother with the neighborhoods like this one, not unless murder and mayhem had occurred.

Bazie nodded genially. “Thas’ right. Ain’t no better boy fer learnin’ th’ liftin’ lay,” he said with pride. “Even’f sommut sees him, ‘ow they gonna tell beak wot ’e looks like if’n ’e don’ look like nothin’?”

Now it was Skif’s turn to shake his head, this time in admiration. What incredible luck to have been born so completely nondescript! Raf could pick pockets for the rest of his life on looks like his—he wouldn’t even have to be particularly good at it so long as he took care that there was nothing that was ever particularly distinctive about him. How could a watchman ever pick him out of a crowd when the description his victim gave would match a hundred, a thousand other boys in the crowd?