It was the beginning of another beautiful day at the Hollybush Tavern.

An’ good mornin’ to you, too, bastard.

He scrambled to his feet, keeping hunched over to avoid hitting his head on the staircase, his ratty scrap of a blanket clutched in both hands. His uncle’s eldest son looked him up and down, and grunted—probably disappointed that Skif was awake enough that a “pick-me-up” cuff to the side of the head wasn’t going to be necessary this time.

Skif squinted; Kalchan was a monolithic silhouette against the smoky light from the open kitchen door, narrower at the top and swiftly widening where shoulders would be on an ordinary human, his only distinguishing characteristics from neck to knee being a pair of pillowlike arms and the fat bulging in rolls over his waistband. Skif couldn’t see his face, which was fine as far as he was concerned. Kalchan’s face was nothing he cared to examine closely under any circumstances.

“Breffuss,” Kalchan grunted, jerking his head over his shoulder so that his greasy locks swung in front of his face. Skif ducked his head and quickly folded his blanket, dropping it on the pad of rags over straw that served him as a pallet. He didn’t need to dress; in the winter he slept in every stitch of clothing he owned. Satisfied that Skif was on duty, Kalchan went on to awaken the rest of the tavern staff.

Yah, an’ do not a hand’s worth of work, neither.

“Breakfast,” was what Kalchan had said, but he hadn’t meant that it was time for Skif to partake of that meal.

As soon as he was out of the way, Skif scuttled out into the kitchen and began the tedious business of lighting the fires, hindered by the fact that his uncle’s penny-pinching ways were reflected in every aspect of his purchases. For firewood, he relied on the rag-and-bone men who swept out fireplaces and ovens in more prosperous households, sifting out the ashes for sale to the tanners and soap makers, and selling the clinkers and partially-burned ends of logs to people like Londer Galko, keeper of the Hollybush Tavern. Nor would Uncle Londer actually buy a decent firestarter, much less keep a candle or banked coals going overnight; Skif had to make do with a piece of flint and one of some other rock. The fact that at least half of this “firewood” had been doused with water before the ragmen picked it up—which was, in fact, the law—didn’t make it any easier to light.

Before he could do anything about a fire, Skif went to the pile of sweepings from the floor of the common room that he’d collected last night after the last drunken lout had been rolled out the door. Every bit of dust and fluff that looked as if it might possibly catch fire became his tinder. At worst case, he’d have to sacrifice a precious bit of the straw stuffed into his boots for warmth.

Heh. Sommun’ been trackin’ in straw. Hayseed from country, prolly. Oh, ayah—here be nice dust bunny, too.