Contents ( 21)
- CAST OF CHARACTERS
- Prelude in New Zealand
- Arrival in London
- Preparation for a Charade
- Uncle G.
- Mike Puts the Pot on It
- Catastrophe
- Death of a Peer
- Alleyn Meets the Lampreys
- “Two, Two, The Lily-White Boys”
- Statement from a Small Boy
- Conversation Piece
- According to the Widow
- The Sanity of Lady Wutherwood
- Perjury by Roberta
- Entrance of Mr. Bathgate
- Night Thickens
- Mr. Fox Finds an Effigy
- Scene by Candlelight
- Severed Hand
- Preparation for Poverty
“What, dear?”
“Uncle Gabriel.”
Lady Katherine passed a grey-fabric finger across her lips. “Is Gabriel coming, Charles?”
“Yes, Aunt Kit,” said Lord Charles. And as she merely gazed dimly at him he added loudly: “He’s coming to see me on business.”
“We’re going to have some charades,” bawled Mike.
“I’m very glad,” said Lady Katherine emphatically. “I wish to see Gabriel. I have written to him several times but no response did I get. It’s about our Fresh Air Fund. A day in the country for a hundred children and a fortnight in private homes for twenty sickly mites. I want Gabriel to take six.”
“Six sickly mites?” asked Henry.
“What, dear?”
“Do you want Uncle Gabriel to take six sickly mites at Deepacres?”
“It’s the least he can do. I’m afraid Gabriel is inclined to be too self-centred, Charles. He’s a very wealthy man and he should think of other people more than he does. Your mama always said so. And I hear the most disquieting news of Violet. It appears that she has taken up spiritualism and sits in the dark with a set of very second-rate sort of people.”
“Not spiritualism, darling,” said Charlot. “Black magic.”
“What, dear?”
“Magic.”
“Oh. Oh, I see. That’s entirely different. I suppose she does it to entertain their house-parties. But that doesn’t alter the fact that both Violet and Gabriel are getting rather self-centred. It would be an excellent thing for both of them if they adopted two children.”
“For mercy’s sake, Aunt Kit,” cried Charlot, “don’t suggest that to Gabriel.”
“Don’t suggest anything,” said Lord Charles. “I implore you, Aunt Kit, not to tackle Gabriel this afternoon. You see—” he peered anxiously at his watch and broke off. “Good God, Immy,” he whispered to his wife, “we must do something. She’ll infuriate him. Take her to your room.”
“Under what pretext?” muttered Charlot.
“Think of something.”
“Aunt Kit, would you like to see my bedroom?”
“What, dear?”
“It’s no good, Mummy,” said Frid. “Better tell her we’re bust.”
“I think so,” said Lord Charles. He bent his legs and brought his face close to his aunt’s.
“Aunt Kit,” he shouted, “I’m in difficulties.”
“Are you, dear?”
“I’ve no money.”
“What?”
“There’s a bum in the house,” yelled Patch.
“Be quiet, Patch,” said Henry. His father continued. “I’ve asked Gabriel to lend me two thousand. If he doesn’t I shall go bankrupt.”
“Charlie!”
“It’s true.”
“I’ll speak to Gabriel,” said Lady Katherine quite loudly.
“No, no!” cried the Lampreys.
“Lord and Lady Wutherwood, m’lady,” said Baskett in the doorway.

Roberta knew that the Lampreys had not reckoned on Lady Wutherwood’s arrival with her husband, and she had time to admire their almost instant recovery from this second and formidable shock. Charlot met her brother and sister-in-law half-way across the room. Her manner held a miraculous balance between the over-cordial and the too-casual. Her children and her husband supported her wonderfully. Lady Katherine for the moment was too rattled by the Lampreys’ news of impending disaster to make any disturbance. She sat quietly in her chair.