Contents ( 21)
- CAST OF CHARACTERS
- Prelude in New Zealand
- Arrival in London
- Preparation for a Charade
- Uncle G.
- Mike Puts the Pot on It
- Catastrophe
- Death of a Peer
- Alleyn Meets the Lampreys
- “Two, Two, The Lily-White Boys”
- Statement from a Small Boy
- Conversation Piece
- According to the Widow
- The Sanity of Lady Wutherwood
- Perjury by Roberta
- Entrance of Mr. Bathgate
- Night Thickens
- Mr. Fox Finds an Effigy
- Scene by Candlelight
- Severed Hand
- Preparation for Poverty
“True,” said Roberta, but she felt that there was a flaw somewhere in Lady Charles’s logic.
“We’ll all be in the drawing-room when he comes,” continued Lady Charles, “and I thought perhaps we might have some charades.”
“What!”
“I know it sounds mad, Robin, but you see he knows we’re rather mad and it’s no good pretending we’re not. And we’re all good at charades, you can’t deny it.”
Roberta remembered the charades in New Zealand, particularly one that presented the Garden of Eden. Lord Charles, with his glass in his eye, and an umbrella over his head to suggest the heat of the day, had enacted Adam. Henry was the serpent and the twins angels. Frid had entered into the spirit of the part of Eve and had worn almost nothing but a brassiere and a brown-paper fig-leaf. Lady Charles had found one of the false beards that the Lampreys could always be depended upon to produce and had made a particularly irritable deity. Patch had been the apple tree.
“Does he like charades?” asked Roberta.
“I don’t suppose he ever sees any, which is all to the good. We’ll make him feel gay. That’s poor old Gabriel’s trouble. He’s never gay enough.”
There was a tap at the door and Henry looked in.
“I thought you might like a good laugh,” said Henry. “The bum has come up the back stairs and caught poor old Daddy. He’s sitting in the kitchen with Baskett and the maids.”
“Oh no!” said his mother.
“His name is Mr. Gremball,” said Henry.

During lunch Lady Charles developed her theory of the way in which Lord Wutherwood—and Rune—was to be received and entertained. The family, with the exception of Henry, entered warmly into the discussion. Henry seemed to be more than usually vague and rather dispirited. Roberta, to her discomfiture, repeatedly caught his eye. Henry stared at her with an expression which she was unable to interpret until it occurred to her that he looked not at but through her. Roberta became less self-conscious and listened more attentively to the rest of the family. With every turn of their preposterous conversation her four years of separation from them seemed to diminish and Roberta felt herself slip, as of old, into an attitude of mind that half accepted the mad logic of their scheming. They discussed the suitability of a charade—Lady Charles and her children with passionate enthusiasm, Lord Charles with an air of critical detachment. Roberta wondered what Lord Charles really felt about the crisis and whether she merely imagined that he wore a faintly troubled air. His face was at no time an expressive one. It was a pale oval face. Shortsighted eyes that looked dimly friendly, a colourless moustache and an oddly youthful mouth added nothing to its distinction, and yet it had distinction of a gentle kind. His voice was pitched rather high and he had a trick of letting his sentences die away while he opened his eyes widely and stroked the top of his head. Roberta realized that though she liked him very much she had not the smallest inkling as to what sort of thoughts went on in his mind. He was an exceedingly remote individual.