Contents ( 21)
- CAST OF CHARACTERS
- Prelude in New Zealand
- Arrival in London
- Preparation for a Charade
- Uncle G.
- Mike Puts the Pot on It
- Catastrophe
- Death of a Peer
- Alleyn Meets the Lampreys
- “Two, Two, The Lily-White Boys”
- Statement from a Small Boy
- Conversation Piece
- According to the Widow
- The Sanity of Lady Wutherwood
- Perjury by Roberta
- Entrance of Mr. Bathgate
- Night Thickens
- Mr. Fox Finds an Effigy
- Scene by Candlelight
- Severed Hand
- Preparation for Poverty
“Here’s Fleet Street,” said Henry. “Do you remember ‘Up the Hill of Ludgate, down the Hill of Fleet’?”
“Yes,” murmured Roberta, “yes. Fleet Street.”
“We’ve miles to go still,” said Frid. “Robin, did you know I am going to be an actress?”
“She might have guessed,” said Henry, “by the way you walk. Did you notice her walk, Robin? She sort of paws the ground. When she comes into the room she shuts the door behind her and leans against it.”
Frid grinned. “I do it beautifully,” she said. “It’s second nature to me.”
“She goes to a frightful place inhabited by young men in mufflers who run their hands through their hair and tell Frid she’s marvellous.”
“It’s a dramatic school,” Frid explained. “The young men are very intelligent. All of them say I’m going to be a good actress.”
“We’ll be passing the law courts in a minute,” said Henry.
Scarlet omnibuses sailed past like ships. Inside them were pale people who looked at once alert, tired and preoccupied. In a traffic jam a dark blue car came so close alongside that the men in the back seat were only a few inches away from Roberta and the Lampreys.
“That’s one of the new police cars, Frid,” said Henry.
“How do you know?”
“Well, I know it is. I expect those enormous men are Big Fours.”
“I wish they’d move on,” said Frid. “I wouldn’t be surprised if we fell into their hands one of these days.”
“Why?” asked Roberta.
“Well, the twins were saying at breakfast yesterday that they thought the only thing to be done was for them to turn crooks and be another lot of Mayfair boys.”
“It was rather a good idea, really,” said Henry. “You see Colin said he’d steal incredibly rich dowager’s jewels and Stephen would establish his alibi at the Ritz or somewhere. Nobody can tell them apart, you know.”
“And then, you know,” added Frid, “if one of them was arrested they’d each say it was the other and as one of them must be innocent they’d have to let both of them go.”
“From which,” said Henry, “you will have gathered we are in the midst of a financial crisis.”
Roberta started at the sound of that familiar phrase.
“Oh, no!” she said.
“Oh, yes,” said Henry, “and what’s more it’s a snorter. Everybody seems to be furious with us.”
“Mummy’s going to pop the pearls this afternoon,” added Frid, “on her way to the manicurist.”
“She’s never done that before,” said Henry. “This is the Strand, Robin. That church is either St. Clement Dane or St. Mary-le-Strand and the next one is whatever that one isn’t. We’d better explain about the crisis, I suppose.”
“I wish you would,” said Roberta. In her bemused condition the Lampreys’ affairs struck a friendly and recognizable note. She could think sharply about their debts but she could scarcely so much as gape at the London she had greatly longed to see. It was as if her powers of receptivity were half-anesthetized and would respond only to familiar impressions. She listened attentively to a long recital of how Lord Charles had invested a great deal of the money he still mysteriously possessed in something called San Domingoes and how it had almost immediately disappeared. She heard of a strange venture in which Lord Charles had planned to open a jewellery business in the City, run on some sort of commission basis, with Henry and the twins as salesmen. “And at least,” said Frid, “there would have been Mummy’s things that she got out of pawn when Cousin Ruth died. It would have been better to sell than to pop them, don’t you think?” This project, it appeared, had depended on somebody called Sir David Stein who had recently committed suicide, leaving Lord Charles with an empty office and a ten years’ lease on his hands.