Back Stuck
Chapters (29)
  1. Cover
  2. Also by Jennifer Swender
  3. Dedication
  4. 1. Razzmatazz, Pacific Blue
  5. 2. Pacific Blue, Outrageous Orange
  6. 3. Tumbleweed
  7. 4. Burnt Sienna, Brick Red, Laser Lemon
  8. 5. Desert Sand, Beaver, Mahogany, Copper, Inchworm, Shamrock, Granny Smith Apple
  9. 6. Laser Lemon, Vivid Tangerine, Radical Red
  10. 7. Black, Laser Lemon
  11. 8. Turquoise, Pacific Blue
  12. 9. Magenta, Sunglow, Canary, Banana Mania
  13. 10. Vivid Tangerine, Scarlet, Azure, Aquamarine, Cornflower, Fuchsia, Flamingo Pink
  14. 11. Slate
  15. 12. Robin’s Egg Blue, Shocking Pink
  16. 13. Denim, Midnight, Tumbleweed
  17. 14. Pacific Blue, Chestnut, Laser Lemon
  18. 15. Cerulean, Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown, Sunset Orange, Neon Carrot, Goldenrod
  19. 16. Vivid Tangerine
  20. 17. Vivid Tangerine, Jungle Green
  21. 18. Sepia, Manatee, Timberwolf, Outer Space
  22. 19. Scream Green
  23. 20. Shadow
  24. 21. Sky Blue
  25. 22. Vivid Tangerine
  26. 23. Violet, Laser Lemon, Vivid Tangerine, Pacific Blue
  27. Acknowledgments
  28. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  29. What’s next onyour reading list?

“For you,” Bertie said. She did one of her weird and complicated bows. Then she held a cardboard tube so close to my face, I couldn’t not take it.

“Open it up,” she said. She seemed very excited.

I held up my hand to block it. I pushed it toward her.

“Okay,” Bertie said. “Allow me.” She shook the tube a few times and then unrolled what was inside.

It was a poster of a puppy, wearing sunglasses, playing the piano.

“Ta-da!” she said. “It’s not like I could get you a real puppy, but I thought you could maybe put this one up in your room.”

“I don’t get it,” I said.

“You don’t get it?” she said. She peered around to the front of the poster. “I Ruff Reading. It’s like I love reading. But it’s a puppy, so it says I Ruff Reading. I’m still not sure what’s with the sunglasses and the piano—I mean, except for the cuteness.”

For once, Bertie didn’t understand what I was talking about.

“You didn’t come find me yesterday,” I said.

“What do you mean?” Bertie said. “I waited for, like, half of recess, but then I figured you were still working with Ms. B., so I went to the book fair. Who wants to stand alone by the wall the whole time? That’s no fun.”

“I thought you didn’t want to be friends anymore,” I said real quiet.

Bertie took off her glasses and gave me a big eye roll. “Why would I not want to be friends anymore?” She put her glasses back on. “That wouldn’t be very steadfast.”

She said the last word loud enough to carry across the classroom.

I saw Ms. G. pull a pencil out of her hair. “Noted,” she called back.

“I don’t know why you were so upset yesterday,” Bertie said, “but all day, I was trying to think of something that could maybe help, and then I remembered the poster.” She handed it to me.

Huh. Maybe I had gotten Bertie a little wrong, too.

I held the poster up and looked at the cute puppy dog. “Sorry,” I said. And I tried to make it sound as real as I could, because I was.

“No sweat, you bet. Sometimes friends get upset.” Bertie did the head motions. “And sorry I called you a gloomy Gus riding the gloomy bus. That wasn’t very welcoming.”

“That’s okay,” I said.

“How was the LC?” Bertie asked. “Did you go on the trampoline? I love the trampoline. Ms. B. lets kids stop by to have a jump. We could do that. I mean, not now, but sometime.”

“Yeah,” I said.