“Because you have the Magic Penis,” Sharon said, in the solemnly earnest way only Sharon could pull off while saying something so outrageous. The reactions around the table were varied. Almost everyone found Sharon hilarious to varying degrees, but a lot of what she said tended to make Hilary blush (Hilary could be kind of a prude), and some of the Doms tried to hide their smiles behind frowns when she was treading the line of being disrespectful. Jake, who seemed to disapprove of almost everything Sharon did, just scowled, without even the hint of a smile.

“I do?” Michael leaned back and Ellie immediately knew he was looking down between their bodies at his penis. She covered her mouth with her hand as she giggled, even more aware of the collar around her neck.

“Yup. Like Kate has the magic vagina.” Sharon’s gaze swept the group and landed on Jessica. “Or maybe Jessica has the magic vagina, since she’s keeping two men satisfied.”

“Okay, I’m completely lost,” Chris complained. “Although I absolutely agree, Jessica’s vagina is magical. Ouch! That was a compliment!” He rubbed his side where Jessica had just elbowed him, while she squeaked as her other boyfriend, Justin, gave her ass a sharp smack.

“They don’t need to hear your opinion on my vagina,” Jessica sassed, blushing beet red. She wasn’t as prudish as Hilary but she could definitely be shy sometimes.

“I’m not sure why we need to hear Sharon’s opinion either,” Jake muttered under his breath. Sharon shot him a look but ignored him and Ellie couldn’t help but wonder what was going on between the two. They tended to rub each other the wrong way but Jake wasn’t normally outright rude.

“I read it in a book,” Sharon said, almost primly, which made Ellie giggle again. “You know, how the man is a player but then he meets this one woman and has sex with her and then BOOM! He suddenly changes all his ways and wants to commit. Magic vagina. Which means you have the magic penis, because everyone knows Ellie doesn’t do any kind of relationships, but then you come along and BOOM! Collared.” Every time she said “BOOM” Sharon leaned back a little and threw up her hands in front of her, spreading her fingers like little mini-explosions. It was so amusing to watch even Jake was having trouble keeping a smile off his face.

“How do you know my penis isn’t magical?” Andrew asked looking disgruntled as he crossed his arms over his chest.

Sharon patted his arm. “Kate says it makes plenty of magic for her, but there can only be one Magic Mike.”

“I’m never going to be able to hear that name without thinking about your penis now,” Chris said, making a face at Michael. “Your magical, magical penis.”