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Contents ( 15)
  1. Strip Jack
  2. 1 The Milking Shed
  3. 2 Scratching the Surface
  4. 3 Treacherous Steps
  5. 4 Tips
  6. 5 Up the River
  7. 6 Highland Games
  8. 7 Duthil
  9. 8 Spite and Malice
  10. 9 Within Range
  11. 10 Brothel Creepers
  12. 11 Old School Ties
  13. 12 Escort Service
  14. 13 Hot-Head

So – go talk to the tramps, the city’s dispossessed. Glass would steal, or else he would resort to begging. And where he begged, there would be others begging, too. Put his description about, maybe with a tenner as a reward, and let others do your work for you. Yes, it was definitely worth mentioning to Lauderdale. Except that Rebus didn’t want to do the Chief Inspector too many good turns, otherwise Lauderdale would think he was currying favour.

‘I’d rather curry an alsatian.’ he said to himself.

With a nice sense of timing, Brian Holmes came into the office carrying a white paper bag and a polystyrene beaker.

‘What’ve you got there?’ Rebus asked, suddenly hungry.

‘You’re the policeman, you tell me.’ Holmes produced a sandwich from the bag and held it in front of Rebus.

‘Corned chuck?’ Rebus guessed.

‘Wrong. Pastrami on rye bread.’

‘What?’

‘And decaffeinated filter coffee.’ Holmes prised the lid from the beaker and sniffed the contents with a contented smile. ‘From that new delicatessen next to the traffic lights.’

‘Doesn’t Nell make you up a sandwich?’

‘Women have equal rights these days.’

Rebus believed it. He thought of Inspector Gill Templer and her psychology books and her feminism. He thought of the demanding Dr Patience Aitken. He even thought of the free-living Elizabeth Jack. Strong women to a man . . . But then he remembered Cath Kinnoul. There were still casualties out there.

‘What’s it like?’ he asked.

Holmes had taken a bite from the sandwich and was studying what was left. ‘Okay,’ he said. ‘Interesting.’

Pastrami – now there was a sandwich filling that would be a long time coming to the Sutherland Bar.

Barney Byars, too, was a long time coming to the Sutherland. Rebus arrived at five minutes to six, Byars at twenty-five past. But he was well worth waiting for.

‘Inspector, sorry I’m late. Some cunt was trying to knock me down five per cent on a four-grand contract, and he wanted sixty days to pay. Know what that does to a cash flow? I told him I ran a lorry firm, not fuckin’ rickshaws.’

All of which was delivered in a thick Fife tongue and at a volume appreciably above that of the bar’s early evening rumble of TV and conversation. Rebus was seated at one of the bar stools, but stood and suggested they take a table. Byars, however, was already making himself comfortable on the stool next to the policeman, laying his brawny arms along the bar-top and examining the array of taps. He pointed to Rebus’s glass.

‘That any good?’

‘Not bad.’

‘I’ll have a pint of that then.’ Whether from awe, fear, or just good management of his customers, the barman was on hand to pour the requested pint.

‘Another yourself, Inspector?’

‘I’m okay, thanks.’

‘And a whisky, too,’ ordered Byars. ‘A double, mind, not the usual smear-test.’

Byars handed a fifty-pound note to the barman. ‘Keep the change,’ he said. Then he roared with laughter. ‘Only joking, son, only joking.’