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Chapters (30)
  1. Table of Contents
  2. Title Page
  3. Legal Page
  4. Book Description
  5. Dedication
  6. Trademark Acknowledgements
  7. Chapter One
  8. Chapter Two
  9. Chapter Three
  10. Chapter Four
  11. Chapter Five
  12. Chapter Six
  13. Chapter Seven
  14. Chapter Eight
  15. Chapter Nine
  16. Chapter Ten
  17. Chapter Eleven
  18. Chapter Twelve
  19. Chapter Thirteen
  20. Chapter Fourteen
  21. Chapter Fifteen
  22. Chapter Sixteen
  23. Chapter Seventeen
  24. Chapter Eighteen
  25. Chapter Nineteen
  26. Chapter Twenty
  27. Epilogue
  28. Read more like this
  29. More exciting books!
  30. About the Author

She huffs but obeys. She sits on the edge of the couch cushion, reminding me of our first night together. That was a lifetime ago. It’s like I’ve known Elizabeth most of my life. How did she do that? I wrap my arm around her waist and pull her down to the couch, nestling her against me snugly.

My behavior earns me a squealing reprimand. “Austin!”

“Cozy?” I ask.

“Not really,” she answers with a smile in her voice.

“Good,” I reply with a laugh.

Both of us lying on the couch is a tight fit, but we manage. She’s short and fits perfectly against me, head tucked under my chin so I can see. I grab the blanket she keeps on the back of the couch and drape it over both of us as I wrap my arms around her. “What are we watching?”

“You’ll see, Maverick.” She presses Play and I know almost immediately what movie she chose.

Top-motherfucking-Gun!

The source of our stupid nicknames.

My Goose is a clever little thing.

The movie is playing in the background, but I’m not paying attention. I’ve seen it a dozen times. Who hasn’t? That’s not why I’m distracted. I can’t stop thinking about the woman pressed against me.

This is easy, even though it’s one of the most foreign things I’ve ever done. I’ve never cuddled on a couch and watched a movie with a chick. It’s so weirdly domestic. Most of what we do feels this way. Weirdly unweird. I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to be with Elizabeth. Not having sex. Well, I fantasize about that too. But right now, I want to know how it’d feel to call her mine.

“Why didn’t you just ask me out?” I spit, not caring that I’m interrupting the movie.

“Ha ha. Very funny,” she scoffs.

I give her a squeeze to let her know I’m waiting for an actual answer.

“Wait? You’re serious?”

“Yeah. It couldn’t have been any riskier than propositioning me.”

She gives me a sharp elbow in the ribs, a friendly reminder that she doesn’t agree with my characterization.

“Seriously, why didn’t you just ask me out?”

“Easy. Because you would’ve said no.”

“You don’t know that.” I can’t see her face, but I’d bet my left nut she’s rolling her eyes.

“Yes. I do.” Her body tenses against me and I wait to see if she keeps going. “What the hell do I have to offer a guy like you?”

A guy like me? What does that mean? I’m the one who has nothing to offer.

She’s quiet again for a minute before finally adding, “Other than money.”