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  1. Table of Contents
  2. Chapter One
  3. Chapter Two
  4. Chapter Three
  5. Chapter Four
  6. Chapter Five
  7. Chapter Six
  8. Chapter Seven
  9. Chapter Eight
  10. Chapter Nine
  11. Chapter Ten
  12. Chapter Eleven
  13. Chapter Twelve
  14. Chapter Thirteen
  15. Chapter Fourteen
  16. Chapter Fifteen
  17. Chapter Sixteen
  18. Chapter Seventeen
  19. Chapter Eighteen
  20. Chapter Nineteen
  21. Chapter Twenty
  22. Chapter Twenty-One
  23. Chapter Twenty-Two
  24. Chapter Twenty-Three
  25. Chapter Twenty-Four
  26. Chapter Twenty-Five
  27. Epilogue
  28. About the Author
  29. Other titles by Helen Harper

‘Great!’ I beamed. ‘Can we stop along the way? I want to pick up a magnifying glass.’

‘No.’

‘But all the best investigators use them. It’ll help us hunt for clues. I was thinking perhaps I should get a gun as well.’

‘This is not a television episode. And it’s obvious that you have the skills to defend yourself if you need to.’

I thought mournfully of the gun used by my would-be taxi mugger. I could have used that but the police would have impounded it by now. That’s what I got for trying to stay on the right side of the law. I could magic up something into a gun but it wouldn’t be like the real thing. Transmogrification was never perfect, especially when technology was involved.

‘A gun takes less time to use than magic.’ I formed my forefinger and thumb into an imaginary weapon. ‘Bang. You’re dead.’ I grinned. ‘I win.’

‘That is not necessarily true.’ Winter glared at me. ‘I’ll prove it. You be the bad guy with the gun.’

I clapped my hands in delight. ‘Role-play? Do I get to dress up?’

‘You’re fine as you are.’

‘But…’

‘Ivy.’

I rolled my eyes. ‘Fine,’ I muttered.

‘Walk towards me,’ Winter instructed. ‘When you decide the time is right, you can shoot me with your … gun.’

I mimed placing my weapon in my pocket. ‘This is going to be a piece of cake.’ I started strolling; to add to the atmosphere, I also started humming. Nothing to see here, just a plumpish blonde out for a walk. Less than fifteen feet away, Winter pulled back his shoulders and headed in my direction. It was like the world’s worst-ever game of chicken.

Although I stayed on the balls of my feet, I forced myself to look relaxed. Even though he knew it was coming, I still wanted Winter to think I was going to wait until he passed me before I reacted.

I didn’t look directly at him but I could see him with my peripheral vision. When we were almost shoulder to shoulder, I spun to my left and started to pull out my imaginary gun. Winter also turned, checked my hand, then drew a rune. Before I could bring my hand up to chest level, I was thrown backwards by an immense force. I landed on my back, winded and in considerable pain.

‘Shit!’ Winter jogged over to me. ‘Are you alright?’

I lifted my head weakly. ‘It hurts,’ I admitted.

‘Where?’

I pointed to my back. ‘I’m not sure I can move.’

He bent down. ‘I’m so sorry, Ivy. I never intended to—’

I lifted up my hand again and this time managed to get my ‘shot’ off. ‘Bang.’

For a moment Winter stared at me then he growled under his breath, ‘You cheated.’

‘No, I didn’t. I took advantage of the situation.’ I grinned at him. ‘I still won.’ I stuck my hand into the air and waved it around. ‘Help me up.’