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  1. Table of Contents
  2. Chapter One
  3. Chapter Two
  4. Chapter Three
  5. Chapter Four
  6. Chapter Five
  7. Chapter Six
  8. Chapter Seven
  9. Chapter Eight
  10. Chapter Nine
  11. Chapter Ten
  12. Chapter Eleven
  13. Chapter Twelve
  14. Chapter Thirteen
  15. Chapter Fourteen
  16. Chapter Fifteen
  17. Chapter Sixteen
  18. Chapter Seventeen
  19. Chapter Eighteen
  20. Chapter Nineteen
  21. Chapter Twenty
  22. Chapter Twenty-One
  23. Chapter Twenty-Two
  24. Chapter Twenty-Three
  25. Chapter Twenty-Four
  26. Chapter Twenty-Five
  27. Epilogue
  28. About the Author
  29. Other titles by Helen Harper

‘I’m sorry to interrupt,’ she said, without glancing at me. ‘But last week you were talking about the runes for seismic displacement and I wanted to ask if you could help me.’ She held up a piece of paper. I could tell straight away that she’d angled the first two strokes incorrectly. Given the rosy flush across her cheeks, I doubted that she really cared about the runes. This was all about getting the chance to talk to Winter.

His face relaxed and he smiled at her kindly. Huh. Maybe he had a nice side after all. I bet he didn’t tell her she needed to lose weight. ‘It’s quite simple really,’ he said. ‘Do you have a pen?’

She nodded eagerly and pulled one out. He took it and re-sketched the first rune then pointed to her version. ‘Do you see the difference?’

She cocked her head. ‘I do! Thank you so much! Would it be too much trouble to ask you…’ She looked at me mid-sentence and her voice faltered. ‘Ivy?’

I gave her a little wave. ‘Hi, Anthea.’

She swallowed and stared. ‘What are you doing here?’ She flicked a glance at Winter and her meaning was clear: what are you doing here with him?

‘Just a little misunderstanding,’ I said airily. ‘How have you been?’

She blinked several times. ‘Good. I’ve been good. I’m Practicus now. It won’t be long until I’m ready to think about moving up to Second Level.’

‘Fantastic.’ It was obvious from my tone of voice that my heart wasn’t in it.

She got the hint. ‘I should go.’

‘Wasn’t there something else?’ Winter asked.

She threw another nervous look towards me. ‘No, it’s alright. I can see you’re busy.’ Before he could respond, she all but sprinted away. I wondered who she’d tell first.

Winter was patently curious. ‘There’s definitely more to you than meets the eye, Ms Wilde.’

‘Call me Ivy, Adeptus Exemptus Winter,’ I said. I didn’t need to stand on ceremony the way he did.

‘Biggins recognised your name too,’ he continued, ignoring my pointed comment. ‘What’s your real story?’

I did my best to look blasé. ‘I was here as a Neophyte,’ I told him. ‘And then I wasn’t.’

‘Why not?’

I met his eyes. He didn’t seem to want to know the salacious details of the story, he was just vaguely curious. I shrugged. He’d find out soon enough without my help. ‘I was expelled from the Order.’ He stared. ‘For cheating.’ I paused. ‘And assault.’

Winter didn’t move a muscle.

‘But,’ I added, ‘I think the official reason was conduct unbecoming to an Order witch.’ I grinned and punched his arm. ‘So you’re really lucky having me as your new partner.’

Winter didn’t say anything. With luck, I’d done enough to avoid any further questioning on the matter. One could only hope.

Chapter Four

The remainder of our journey passed unimpeded. If I’d thought I’d feel nostalgic coming back here, I was surprised to find that it didn’t bother me at all. I liked my new life; I didn’t need the Order around me to feel fulfilled.