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Chapters (15)
  1. Chapter One—Bloody Mary
  2. Chapter Two—Wagon People
  3. Chapter Three—Spring House
  4. Chapter Four—Hatrack River
  5. Chapter Five—Caul
  6. Chapter Six—Ridgebeam
  7. Chapter Seven—Altar
  8. Chapter Eight—Visitor
  9. Chapter Nine—Taleswapper
  10. Chapter Ten—Visions
  11. Chapter Eleven—Millstone
  12. Chapter Twelve—Book
  13. Chapter Thirteen—Surgery
  14. Chapter Fourteen—Chastisement
  15. Chapter Fifteen—Promises

“We’re helpmeets for each other,” said Armor-of-God, “and don’t you forget it.”

He said it with a smile, and Thrower smiled back, but the minister was a little disappointed that Armor was so henpecked that he had to admit right out in the open that he wasn’t in charge of his own business or his own home. But what could one expect, considering that Eleanor had grown up in that strange Miller family? The oldest daughter of Alvin and Faith Miller could hardly be expected to bend to her husband as the Lord intended.

The venison, however, was the best that Thrower had ever tasted. “Not gamy a bit,” he said. “I didn’t think wild deer could taste like this.”

“She cuts off the fat,” said Armor, “and throws in some chicken.”

“Now you mention it,” said Thrower, “I can taste it in the broth.”

“And the deer fat goes into the soap,” said Armor. “We never throw anything away, if we can think of any use for it.”

“Just as the Lord intended,” said Thrower. Then he fell to eating. He was well into his second bowl of stew and his third slice of bread when he made a comment that he thought was a jesting compliment. “Mrs. Weaver, your cooking is so good that it almost makes me believe in sorcery.”

Thrower was expecting a chuckle, at the most. Instead, Eleanor looked down at the table just as ashamed as if he had accused her of adultery. And Armor-of-God sat up stiff and straight. “I’ll thank you not to mention that subject in this house,” he said.

Reverend Thrower tried to apologize. “I wasn’t serious about it,” he said. “Among rational Christians that sort of thing is a joke, isn’t it? A lot of superstition, and I—“

Eleanor got up from the table and left the room.

“What did I say?” Thrower asked.

Armor sighed. “Oh, there’s no way you could know,” he said. “It’s a quarrel that goes back to before we were married, when I first come out to this land. I met her when she came with her brothers to help build my first cabin—the soapmaking shed, now. She started to scatter spearmint on my floor and say some kind of rhyme, and I shouted for her to stop it and get out of my house. I quoted the Bible, where it says, You shall not suffer a witch to live. It made for a right testy half hour, you may be sure.”

“You called her a witch, and she married you?”

“We had a few conversations in between.”

“She doesn’t believe in that sort of thing anymore, does she?”