“Of course she would,” Lucy said. “Her endorsements alone, her product promotions. She’s probably getting staggering kick-backs wired into accounts that are sheltered. My hope is she’s a little too clever about bypassing certain tax laws, and that’s what will lead us to a physical address. I mean, she rents, she owns, she’s paying bills, or someone is on her behalf, and she’s likely got a place in this city and was paying an employee in this city, and we know that for a fact. Someone was wiring Eva Peebles money from the UK on behalf of Gotham Gotcha. This agent who used to be ATF and now is IRS, I gave him Marino’s name, too, and he’s tying down more info from Eva Peebles’s bank. I want to know who Gotham Gotcha is and where the hell she is. And if she’s screwing the IRS? Oh, well. Have fun in prison.”

“She? Her?”

“After that first column came out, I ran language analysis on maybe fifty archived ones. No, I really don’t think it’s Morales who writes those columns and has a site like that. Would require too much maintenance, too much work. He’s a hit-and- run guy, just like everybody says. He’s got a careless streak in him, and that’s going to be what nails him in the end.”

“You ran this analysis on the website about the same time you crashed it?” Berger said.

“I didn’t crash it. Marilyn Monroe crashed it.”

“A subject for another day. For the record, I don’t approve of infecting sites with worms,” Berger said.

“Same words and phrases constantly pop up, and allusions, metaphors, similes.” Lucy was talking about the language analysis she ran.

“How can a computer possibly recognize a simile?” Berger asked.

“An example. Search for the words like and as, then the computer searches for those followed by adjectives, nouns. Like the long hard leg of a chair—as if he had three of them. And here are a few more good ones from Gotham Gotcha’s purple prose. Gently curved like a firm banana inside Calvin Kleins that seemed melted on him. Then let me see if I remember. Her tiny tits as flat as cookies, her nipples as small as raisins.

Berger said, “And your computer recognizes a metaphor how, exactly?”

“Discrete bodies of information with nouns and verbs that are inconsistent with each other. My skull hibernated in the wet nest of my hair. Skull and hibernate in the same sentence would be flagged as an inconsistency. As would nest and hair, if you look at them literally. But what you have metaphorically is a line from the Nobel Prize-winning poet Seamus Heaney. I’m sure you knew that wasn’t purple prose.”

“So your neural networking software reads poetry when it’s not busy tracking assholes on the Internet.”