Jennifer shook her head, and laid a McDonald’s receipt on the rest of the business meals. At least no one can claim I’m trying to deduct booze and steak. Running a flat per-hour rate may be a pain when it comes to accounting, but it’s what got me a lot of clients pretty quickly. Glad Mom thought of it. This ostrich thing was surely one of the wilder get-rich schemes she’d ever run across. “He hasn’t talked Dad into—”

“Investing? Not a chance. Pop thinks the whole ostrich boom is gonna bust in a couple of years. Every chick this guy raises is going out to a new breeder. Once you run out of people who want to be breeders—how many feathers, hides, and five-pound eggs can you sell? Those things die at the drop of a hat, and they eat like a mule. Or maybe a goat; they’ll eat anything that’ll fit down their throats, whether or not it’s really edible. By the time you get one big enough to be worth something, you’ve lost six more.”

Jennifer was relieved; it looked like everyone had seen the fallacy in this ostrich thing, at least in her family. She’d been half afraid her father would get talked into investing. She’d seen this breeder on the news, and he was very persuasive. He was making a lot of money—quite enough to pay her father for his work up front, all at once.

She had been concerned because it looked good on paper—now. Like the guy in Claremore who’d tried to sell concrete dome houses—the idea looked good in theory, and they were certainly tornadoproof, but the reaction of most people in Oklahoma had been “Maggie, that’s weird,” and the poor guy had lost his shirt. She should have known better than to worry; the Talldeer were sensible people, and not easy to talk into something.

Well, most of us are, anyway. Present company excepted. She dropped a bill for dry cleaning down on the stack of “miscellaneous,” and noted on it “removal of client’s blood from silk blouse.” Not that it had been anything serious, like a murder. Marianne’s husband had beaten her up, that was all, and she had gotten the blood all over her blouse taking the woman to the emergency room. But it should shock the hell out of any auditors. She loved writing little notes like that. If the IRS ever decided to double-check her, they’d certainly have an interesting time.