I extended my arm, leveled the gun on him. “Do it.”

He locked his fingers together atop his head and started walking with my gun between his shoulder blades. The crowd of shiny, happy people parted in waves as we walked, and they didn’t look very happy or shiny as they did. They looked venomous, like asps who’d had their nest upended.

Halfway across the old ballroom, I saw a guy standing behind a desk, a phone to his ear. I cocked the hammer on my gun and pointed it at him. He dropped the receiver.

“Hang it up,” I said.

He did, his hand shaking.

“Step back from the desk.”

He did.

The guy in front of me with the broken face called out to the room, “Don’t anyone call the police.” Then to me, “You’re in a lot of trouble.”

“What’s your name?” I said and dug the pistol into his back.

“Screw you,” he said.

“Nice name. Is that Swedish?” I said.

“You’re dead.”

“Mmm.” I reached around him with my free hand and slapped his broken nose lightly with my fingers.

A woman standing frozen to our left said, “Oh, God,” and Mr. Screw You gasped and wavered for a moment before he regained his footing.

We reached the double doors and I stopped Screw You by placing my free hand on his shoulder and the muzzle of my pistol under his chin. Then I reached down and pulled his wallet from his back pocket, flipped it open, read the name on his license: John Byrne. I dropped the wallet in the pocket of my topcoat.

“John Byrne,” I whispered in his ear, “if there’s anyone on the other side of these doors, you get an extra hole added to your face. Understand?”

Sweat and blood dripped off his cheek into the collar of his white shirt. “I got it,” he said.

“Good. We’re leaving now, John.”

I looked back at the happy people. No one had moved. Manny, I guessed, was the only one packing a gun in his desk.

“Anyone comes out that door after us,” I said, my voice a little hoarse, “they will die. Okay?”

I got several nervous nods, and then John Byrne pushed the doors open.

I pushed him out, holding on tight, and we stepped out at the top of the staircase.

It was empty.

I turned John Byrne around so he was facing the ball room. “Close the doors.”

He did, and then I turned him around again and we started down the stairs. There are very few places with less room in which to maneuver or fewer places to hide than a butterfly staircase. I kept trying to swallow as my eyes darted left, right, up, down, and back again, but my mouth was dry. Halfway down, I felt John’s body tense, and I yanked him back into me, dug the muzzle into his flesh.