Back Rabble in Arms
Chapters (75)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. BIBLIOGRAPHICAL NOTE
  6. ILLUSTRATIONS
  7. I
  8. II
  9. III
  10. IV
  11. V
  12. VI
  13. VII
  14. VIII
  15. IX
  16. X
  17. XI
  18. XII
  19. XIII
  20. XIV
  21. XV
  22. XVI
  23. XVII
  24. XVIII
  25. XIX
  26. XX
  27. XXI
  28. XXII
  29. XXIII
  30. XXIV
  31. XXV
  32. XXVI
  33. XXVII
  34. XXVIII
  35. XXIX
  36. XXX
  37. XXXI
  38. XXXII
  39. XXXIII
  40. XXXIV
  41. XXXV
  42. XXXVI
  43. XXXVII
  44. XXXVIII
  45. XXXIX
  46. XL
  47. XLI
  48. XLII
  49. XLIII
  50. XLIV
  51. XLV
  52. XLVI
  53. XLVII
  54. XLVIII
  55. XLIX
  56. L
  57. LI
  58. LII
  59. LIII
  60. LIV
  61. LV
  62. LVI
  63. LVII
  64. LVIII
  65. LIX
  66. LX
  67. LXI
  68. LXII
  69. LXIII
  70. LXIV
  71. LXV
  72. LXVI
  73. LXVII
  74. LXVIII
  75. LXIX

I reminded him of our previous arrival in canoes, and showed him the order Arnold had given me. After reading it, he stared at me curiously. “Ain’t you the man that owned to having some hard money?”

When I said I was, he took me by the elbow and moved me away from the soldiers who were dumping the provisions ashore. “What you need,” he said confidentially, “is a pail of beer and a slab of ham, pan-broiled about ten minutes.”

I was lost to know what he was driving at, but since it was an inexpensive way to obtain his good will, the four of us went around to the back door of a disheveled tavern with boards nailed across its windows. In the far bowels of the tavern, when we entered, we heard a strange rumbling, punctuated with noisy hiccups, almost like distant war-whoops. The lieutenant, whose name was Hersom, made signs at an angry-looking Frenchwoman; and she, having accepted four shillings from me, bit each one suspiciously; then drew four pails of beer, and threw four slices of ham in a skillet—slices about the thickness of a hatch-cover, and about as juicy.

The rumbling came clearer to our ears, and proved to be a voice speaking partly in English and partly in German, and never ceasing, apparently, except when its owner paused to drink or to hiccup.

“That’s De Woedtke,” Hersom said. “Somebody in Sorel sent him down here yesterday, with an aide-de-camp, so to have everything ready for Sullivan.” He raised an eyebrow at me. “Heard about that? Sullivan’s coming tomorrow. He’ll be at Isle La Motte tonight. Here tomorrow. Four regiments!”

De Woedtke’s voice rumbled on and on, exploding now and again into a racking hiccup.

“Yes, that’s him,” Hersom said, “telling his aide-de-camp how Frederick the Great used to do it. Got kicked out of Frederick the Great’s army, he did, on account of telling Fred about the death of a pet nephew. He’s in command of us. Trained under Frederick the Great, he says he was. I don’t know anything about this Frederick the Great; but if De Woedtke’s a sample of those he trained, he never trained nobody to do nothing but talk and drink! Anyway, De Woedtke’s a general. Congress made him a general. Prob’ly he began to tell Congress about himself, and they made him a general to shut him up. If you want to do things right, you’d better report to him and tell him you’re planning to take the vessel to pieces.”

“Suppose,” I said, “he told me not to do it?”

“Then you couldn’t,” Hersom said. “And you needn’t worry about his not wanting you to. Our generals are all the same! Not a damned one of ’em wants anybody to do one damned thing any other general wants!”