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Chapters (75)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. BIBLIOGRAPHICAL NOTE
  6. ILLUSTRATIONS
  7. I
  8. II
  9. III
  10. IV
  11. V
  12. VI
  13. VII
  14. VIII
  15. IX
  16. X
  17. XI
  18. XII
  19. XIII
  20. XIV
  21. XV
  22. XVI
  23. XVII
  24. XVIII
  25. XIX
  26. XX
  27. XXI
  28. XXII
  29. XXIII
  30. XXIV
  31. XXV
  32. XXVI
  33. XXVII
  34. XXVIII
  35. XXIX
  36. XXX
  37. XXXI
  38. XXXII
  39. XXXIII
  40. XXXIV
  41. XXXV
  42. XXXVI
  43. XXXVII
  44. XXXVIII
  45. XXXIX
  46. XL
  47. XLI
  48. XLII
  49. XLIII
  50. XLIV
  51. XLV
  52. XLVI
  53. XLVII
  54. XLVIII
  55. XLIX
  56. L
  57. LI
  58. LII
  59. LIII
  60. LIV
  61. LV
  62. LVI
  63. LVII
  64. LVIII
  65. LIX
  66. LX
  67. LXI
  68. LXII
  69. LXIII
  70. LXIV
  71. LXV
  72. LXVI
  73. LXVII
  74. LXVIII
  75. LXIX

Doc Means and I lay in the smoke of a green-wood fire, that night, to keep ourselves from being eaten alive by mosquitoes and black flies; and Doc was restless, getting up a score of times to tinker with the smudge and peer toward the sentry fires that ringed the fort.

“Go to sleep,” I told him. “From the way you’re fretting, a body’d think you had a brother within the British lines yourself.”

Doc seemed only half to hear me. “I’m fretting because I’m getting to be like a regular doctor. I’m getting so I change my medical ideas too often. Only last year I used to think there wasn’t nothing so good for people as rest. I used to think you’d get sick if you didn’t get enough rest. Well, I know now it ain’t rest that keeps people healthy. It’s work. If I can’t get me some work pretty quick, I’ll get sick. If somebody don’t give me something to work at tomorrow or next day, I’ll feel obliged to leave this army to get along by itself and go home and start making medicine. I got an idea for a fine medicine to cure fright, worry, falling pains and so on. There’s a great field for it in this country, and I bet I could get rich selling it. Old Shaman Means’s Injun Remedy—Old Shaman Means’s Midewiwin Medicine—Old Shaman Means’s Catamount Compound … cures homesickness, backbiting, Toryism and feelings like your insides were sinking … just a little rum and a lot of water and a pinch of Digby’s Sympathetic Powder … that’s all you’d need … there ain’t nothing the matter with you unless you think there is.…”

In listening to his nonsense I forgot, for a moment, my worries about Nathaniel and Ellen Phipps, and in that moment I fell asleep, as I think Doc knew I would.

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… It was many a day before either of us had occasion to worry over not having enough work to do. There were times, indeed, when I came to think that if health, as Doc now claimed to believe, depended on a surfeit of hard work, the pair of us might live to be older than Methuselah.