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  1. Title Page
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Proper English
  4. CHAPTER ONE
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER TWO
  8. CHAPTER THREE
  9. CHAPTER THREE
  10. CHAPTER FOUR
  11. CHAPTER FOUR
  12. CHAPTER FIVE
  13. CHAPTER FIVE
  14. CHAPTER SIX
  15. CHAPTER SIX
  16. CHAPTER SEVEN
  17. CHAPTER SEVEN
  18. CHAPTER EIGHT
  19. CHAPTER EIGHT
  20. CHAPTER NINE
  21. CHAPTER NINE
  22. CHAPTER TEN
  23. CHAPTER TEN
  24. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  25. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  26. CHAPTER TWELVE
  27. CHAPTER TWELVE
  28. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  29. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  30. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  31. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  32. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  33. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  34. Acknowledgements
  35. Acknowledgements
  36. About the Author
  37. About the Author

“I’m sure he does. Those are new togs, aren’t they?” Jimmy’s own shooting clothes, like those of any self-respecting gun, could have belonged to a tramp. “Fellow’s a lounge lizard. Has he hit a thing all day?”

“Count your blessings; he hasn’t hit me, you, or a beater. At least he’s good-humoured about it.”

“Very true,” Jimmy admitted. “He isn’t a bad fellow, or at least he wouldn’t be if he wasn’t hanging around my sister.”

“I’d rather have him than Haworth too,” Pat said. “Can I take it your brother-in-law isn’t a gun?”

“Thank God, no. I don’t know if I could bear him all day as well as in the evenings.”

“But if he came out, we could shoot him and blame Jack. Jimmy, why on earth—”

“Don’t ask.”

“I really think I must. It’s one thing that he’s vile; it’s another to see it tolerated in this extraordinary way. As a friend, I have to ask, are you afraid of something?”

The colour drained from Jimmy’s face. Pat had seen that before, when her father had received the telegrams about Frank and Donald, healthy ruddiness turning a nasty sallow colour. “What do you mean?” he managed.

“I don’t know,” Pat said, somewhat alarmed. “That’s why I’m asking. Is he liable to be violent if crossed? To Lady Anna or—” Good heavens, she didn’t even know the child’s name. “—your nephew?”

“Is he a wife-beater? Not as far as I know. I wouldn’t put it past him, but his tongue is weapon enough. They have the most awful rows, although any man might if his wife—” He nodded at Jack up ahead to complete that thought.

“Then if you’re not afraid of what Haworth might do, why don’t you send him to the devil?”

Jimmy scowled, much as a man might on realising he’d just failed to grasp a convenient excuse. “It’s not that easy. He’s Anna’s husband.”

“And you’re Fen’s fiancée,” Pat said. “And if you were my fiancée, Jimmy, after last evening I should be returning your ring to you, and you’d be lucky if it came back by post rather than thrown at your head. Do you want to marry her?”

“Of course I do.”

“There isn’t any ‘of course’ about it. Nobody would think you gave two hoots for her.”

“I don’t know what business it is of yours,” Jimmy said, attempting dignity. “My relations with my fiancée—”