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  1. Title Page
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Proper English
  4. CHAPTER ONE
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER TWO
  8. CHAPTER THREE
  9. CHAPTER THREE
  10. CHAPTER FOUR
  11. CHAPTER FOUR
  12. CHAPTER FIVE
  13. CHAPTER FIVE
  14. CHAPTER SIX
  15. CHAPTER SIX
  16. CHAPTER SEVEN
  17. CHAPTER SEVEN
  18. CHAPTER EIGHT
  19. CHAPTER EIGHT
  20. CHAPTER NINE
  21. CHAPTER NINE
  22. CHAPTER TEN
  23. CHAPTER TEN
  24. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  25. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  26. CHAPTER TWELVE
  27. CHAPTER TWELVE
  28. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  29. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  30. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  31. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  32. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  33. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  34. Acknowledgements
  35. Acknowledgements
  36. About the Author
  37. About the Author

“She could put a bullet through your eye at twenty times the distance,” Bill observed. “All-England Ladies’ Champion. I’d advise you to take her very seriously indeed.”

“Move,” Pat said with all the force at her disposal, and Jack let go of Fen’s shoulder and stepped back. “To the side.”

She meant to get him away so Fen could stand without blocking her sightline. That was all she was focused on: Fen, safe. She didn’t expect him to leap sideways, pushing Lady Anna in front of him, and disappear through the room’s side door.

“Damn it!” Jimmy took off after him at a run, Preston at his heels. Bill sprinted out through the door they’d entered by, presumably in case the man doubled back. Pat was glad to see London hadn’t entirely dulled his instincts.

She lowered her gun, exhaling. Fen rose, came over to her, waited like a sensible young lady for Pat to place the revolver on a table, and only then collapsed into her arms, her head against Pat’s bosom, gripping her waist with shaking hands.

“Fen,” Pat said. “Oh heavens, Fen. Are you all right?”

“Mph.” Fen took a moment of shaky breathing, then looked up with that determined tilt of the chin. “Yes, I am. He didn’t hurt me, not really, but it wasn’t at all enjoyable. Jimmy and I had realised it must have been him, and I think he must have heard us talking, because when Jimmy went to find Victoria he came down all smiling and told me to come for a chat, and then I saw he had the razor. He dragged me in here and more or less threw me on that chair and was very threatening—asking who had I been talking to, why I was asking questions and so on. He isn’t nearly as pleasant as he seemed.”

“No,” Pat said. “No, he isn’t, is he?”

Across the room Lady Anna was sobbing in Victoria’s arms. Pat cast her a questioning look and received a tip of the head that did for a shrug. They were family; Victoria could handle this. And the men could handle Jack, and she had Fen safe, and she had just held a murderer at gunpoint.

“Goodness,” she said. “Shall we order tea?”

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THE POLICE ARRIVED two hours later, a sergeant and two wide-eyed constables, just as the sun came out.

Jimmy as family representative and Bill as intellectually competent adult took them off to explain the situation, which was, in effect, that they had a corpse upstairs and a murderer locked in the cellar. Lady Anna had been put to bed, white-faced and near-catatonic, where her mother sat with her; Preston and Victoria had disappeared once more. So Pat and Fen drank tea until they were awash and kicked their heels with varying degrees of ladylike restraint until the police departed with the battered-looking Jack, and Jimmy and Bill returned.