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  1. Title Page
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Proper English
  4. CHAPTER ONE
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER TWO
  8. CHAPTER THREE
  9. CHAPTER THREE
  10. CHAPTER FOUR
  11. CHAPTER FOUR
  12. CHAPTER FIVE
  13. CHAPTER FIVE
  14. CHAPTER SIX
  15. CHAPTER SIX
  16. CHAPTER SEVEN
  17. CHAPTER SEVEN
  18. CHAPTER EIGHT
  19. CHAPTER EIGHT
  20. CHAPTER NINE
  21. CHAPTER NINE
  22. CHAPTER TEN
  23. CHAPTER TEN
  24. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  25. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  26. CHAPTER TWELVE
  27. CHAPTER TWELVE
  28. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  29. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  30. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  31. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  32. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  33. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  34. Acknowledgements
  35. Acknowledgements
  36. About the Author
  37. About the Author

“He was in the process of extorting money to keep a secret. I didn’t hear his victim’s voice clearly, just Haworth’s half of the conversation, but it was a man. And if someone in this house was being blackmailed—”

“Now hold on a blasted minute,” Bill said furiously. “Nobody is blackmailing me, and you cannot possibly think I had anything to do with Haworth’s death!”

“You lied about Jimmy’s whereabouts. He said you weren’t together and you stopped him and gave him an alibi. Jimmy had as good reason as anyone in the world to hate Haworth, and you were both in the East Wing when he was killed. And—and I don’t care about that ghastly man, he had it coming, but I want to know exactly what the devil you’re playing at because he’s dead and you two lied!”

Jimmy was a horrible shade of grey. Bill looked as if he might be sick. “You’re wrong. Neither of us laid a hand on Haworth. We were together all that time—” Pat made a strangled noise. “We were,” Bill insisted. “For God’s sake, Pat, I didn’t lie. Jimmy did.”

“Jimmy? Jimmy made up a lie so as to not have an alibi?” Her voice was rising to the kind of pitch Fen could achieve. “How stupid do you think I am? You lie in murder investigations to look less guilty, not more!”

“Oh Christ.” Jimmy turned away, shoulders hunched, a picture of wretched shame.

Bill shot a glance at the locked door and lowered his voice to a subdued snarl. “He was trying to make us look less guilty, curse it. There are other offences as well as murder, and some of them prey on the mind!”

“What other—”

“Pat,” Fen said, voice warning. “Deep breath, and think.”

Pat thought. Then she sat down, heavily, and put her face in her hands. After a moment of silence there was a rustle, and Fen’s fingers closed on her shoulder.

“Pat.” Bill sounded anguished. “You aren’t crying, are you? I dare say you’re upset, but—”

“I’m not crying and I’m not upset, you fool,” Pat said, smacking away a tear. “I’m relieved. Do you have any idea what that looked like, telling Jimmy where he was and what to say, with him having so much reason to loathe the ghastly man?”

“I’m sorry, old thing. You must see, I had to shut him up before he talked himself onto the gallows. ‘Oh no, I was definitely on my own all that time.’ Idiot.”

“I’m sorry,” Jimmy said, muffled. “I didn’t think.”

“You never do,” Bill said. “You never bloody do.”