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Chapters (37)
  1. Title Page
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Proper English
  4. CHAPTER ONE
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER TWO
  8. CHAPTER THREE
  9. CHAPTER THREE
  10. CHAPTER FOUR
  11. CHAPTER FOUR
  12. CHAPTER FIVE
  13. CHAPTER FIVE
  14. CHAPTER SIX
  15. CHAPTER SIX
  16. CHAPTER SEVEN
  17. CHAPTER SEVEN
  18. CHAPTER EIGHT
  19. CHAPTER EIGHT
  20. CHAPTER NINE
  21. CHAPTER NINE
  22. CHAPTER TEN
  23. CHAPTER TEN
  24. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  25. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  26. CHAPTER TWELVE
  27. CHAPTER TWELVE
  28. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  29. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  30. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  31. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  32. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  33. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  34. Acknowledgements
  35. Acknowledgements
  36. About the Author
  37. About the Author

“If he and Jimmy get their stories straight before the police arrive, it would be a jolly good thing,” Fen said, with breathtaking disregard for the rule of law. “And I’ll tell you something else, too. It’s nonsense to say Haworth ended my engagement. You did that.”

“I?” Pat said, appalled.

Fen’s arm tightened. “Of course you did. Not in an underhand way, I don’t mean that. You were bending over backwards to be fair to him. But really, if you go around teaching me to shoot and taking me seriously and listening to me and having such wonderful eyes—”

“I don’t have wonderful eyes.”

“Of course you do. So kind and hazel.” Fen’s unquestionably wonderful eyes were locked on Pat’s with undoubted sincerity. “I know we’ve only known each other three days—although another way to put it is that we’ve known each other for the length of this house party, which has been going on forever. But the fact is, when I compared the way you talk to me, and listen to me, and kiss me, with the way Jimmy or any other fiancé ever did any of those things, there’s no comparison. None at all. And I couldn’t possibly have married Jimmy once I realised that.” She looked up into Pat’s face with a soft smile that made Pat’s insides twist. “I am absolutely sure that whatever happens, you’ll be able to cope with it, and help the people you love. But everyone is allowed to wobble, so I’m here to remind you just how wonderful you are and give you a shoulder if you need one. We’re going to do our best, together, and your best is All-England Ladies’ Champion. All right?”

“But I’m not wonderful at all,” Pat said. “I’m truly not. I’m desperately ordinary.”

“You’re the least ordinary person I’ve ever met. I’m ordinary, apart from being rich—”

“Nonsense. Absolute rubbish. You’re—” Pat groped for a word. “Outstanding. You’re beautiful and kind and—champagne, everything about you is champagne. Bubbling and delicious and special.”