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An Earthlike organ keyboard sits in the center of my area, oriented such that the operator faces the kids. The organ has quite a few more options than a typical keyboard found on Earth. I can apply inflection, tone, mood, and all the other little intricacies of spoken language. I settle into the comfortable chair, crack my knuckles, and start the class.
“All right, all right,” I play. “Everyone settle down and get in your seats.”
They scamper to their assigned desks and sit quietly, ready for the lesson to begin.
“Who here can tell me the speed of light?”
Twelve kids raise their claws.
About the Author

ANDY WEIR (California, United States, 1972) was first hired as a programmer for a national laboratory at age fifteen and has been working as a software engineer ever since. He is also a lifelong space nerd and a devoted hobbyist of subjects like relativistic physics, orbital mechanics, and the history of manned spaceflight.
He is best known for his first published novel, The Martian. He wrote the book to be as scientifically accurate as possible, and his writing included extensive research into orbital mechanics, conditions on the planet Mars, the history of manned spaceflight, and botany. Originally published as a free serial on his website, some readers requested he make it available on Amazon Kindle. First sold for 99 cents, the novel made it to the Kindle bestsellers list.
Weir was then approached by a literary agent and sold the rights of the book to Crown Publishing Group. The print version (slightly edited from the original) of the novel debuted at #12 on The New York Times bestseller list. The Wall Street Journal called the novel “the best pure sci-fi novel in years”. It was made into a film starring Matt Damon and Jessica Chastain, which was released October 2, 2015. In addition, Weir is also known for his novels Artemis (2017) and Project Hail Mary (2021), and the short story The Egg (2009).
On a personal note, he currently lives in Mountain View, California. He has stated that he is agnostic and considers himself to be a fiscally conservative, social liberal, and tries to keep his political views out of his writing.