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  1. Praise for Ali Hazelwood
  2. Also by Ali Hazelwood
  3. Anthologies
  4. Novellas
  5. Young Adult Novels
  6. Contents
  7. Prologue
  8. 7 days before the wedding
  9. Chapter 1
  10. Chapter 2
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Chapter 6
  15. Chapter 7
  16. Chapter 8
  17. Chapter 9
  18. Chapter 10
  19. Chapter 11
  20. 6 days before the wedding
  21. Chapter 12
  22. Chapter 13
  23. Chapter 14
  24. Chapter 15
  25. Chapter 16
  26. 5 days before the wedding
  27. Chapter 17
  28. Chapter 18
  29. Chapter 19
  30. Chapter 20
  31. Chapter 21
  32. 4 days before the wedding
  33. Chapter 22
  34. Chapter 23
  35. Chapter 24
  36. Chapter 25
  37. Chapter 26
  38. Chapter 27
  39. 3 days before the wedding
  40. Chapter 28
  41. Chapter 29
  42. Chapter 30
  43. Chapter 31
  44. Chapter 32
  45. Chapter 33
  46. Chapter 34
  47. Chapter 35
  48. 2 days before the wedding
  49. Chapter 36
  50. Chapter 37
  51. 2 days before the wedding
  52. Chapter 38
  53. Chapter 39
  54. Chapter 40
  55. Chapter 41
  56. After the wedding
  57. Chapter 42
  58. Chapter 43
  59. Author’s Note
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. Visit Ali Hazelwood Online
  62. What’s next on your reading list?

Mount Etna.

Most guests are already sipping dark red wines, and shots of something that seems to glow neon orange. There are at least three animated conversations going on at once, loud even over the hypnotic chorus of the cicadas. When Tiny barks, then barrels toward me like I’m a soldier returning from a one-hundred-year deployment, they all come to a stop.

Tisha notices us and begins tapping her glass with a knife.

“Get ready,” Nyota whispers to me. “It’s loser’s open mic night.”

“At last,” her sister declares. “Here they are—our most preeminent guests, bestowing upon us their invaluable attendance.”

Everyone laughs. My cheeks feel sunburnt. Nyota curtsies gracefully and mutters, “Little baby Jesus, why did you not make me an only child?” but her smile stays in place. It’s an act of pure ventriloquism.

“Hardest battles, strongest soldier,” I whisper, searching for Rue’s eyes. Sorry, I mouth at her as I rub Tiny’s back. I could go to her, hug her, maybe even fuss over how stunning she looks in her white dress and French braid. Except, she would hate it.

She shrugs, the curve of her lips small but warm.

“What do you two have to say for yourselves?” Tisha asks. The arm wrapped around the back of her chair belongs to her fiancé, Diego. He’s a Silicon Hills tech bro whom I really, really want to find annoying for being part of the crowd ruining my weird little city. Sadly, he thwarted my plans by turning out to be adorable and never wearing a Patagonia vest, driving a Tesla Cybertruck, or drinking Soylent. I remain on high alert; in the meantime, I wave back when he grins at me.

“I think we can give them a pass, babe,” he says. “I bet they have valid excuses.”

“Such as?”

He shrugs. “Their brains are not fully formed?”

“Ah, yes. The raw, unbaked prefrontal cortex of juvenescence.”

Nyota rolls her eyes. “Tish, quit being jealous because the party doesn’t start till I arrive. We were simply engrossed in our discussion topic—mean girls who act all haughty and superior, even though they notoriously wet the bed well into their teens.”

“I was nine—”

“I didn’t say we were talking about you—”

“—and I had a nightmare—”

“—and yet you’re being so defensive, I wonder why?” Nyota takes a seat across from her sister, ready to spend the night bickering.

Tisha has been Rue’s best friend since they were kids, and for a little while I resented my brother for not falling in love with her. I never said it aloud, and I hope to bring it to my grave, even more than the time I took a gummy and DMed Malala to tell her that I was sure we’d be best friends, even more than the fact that I cheated on every history exam in eighth grade and know nothing about World War I, even more than the identity of the person I’ve fantasized about while masturbating for the last three years. But when I first met Tisha, she was so easy to talk to. She’d laugh at my jokes, and not let conversations fall into unsettling silences, and allow herself to be charmed by me. Meanwhile, Rue…