"More bad news," Gazarra said. "They towed and impounded a red Firebird that was parked illegally in a handicap space in front of the bar."
"That's my baby!" Lula said. "And it wasn't parked illegal. It had two inches sticking over the line. There was only two inches in the dumbass handicap spot."
Gazarra passed me a piece of paper. "Here's the address for the impound lot and the citation for the car. My advice is to pick it up tomorrow, because your girlfriend here is probably blowing over the alcohol limit, and with the kind of luck she's having, she'll be brought back here for DUI."
We all trudged out of the station, happy to find both cars still at the curb, unmolested. Connie zipped away, hoping to catch her television show, and I loaded Tank and Lula into my Escape.
"How about you?" I said to Tank. "Did you drive to the bar?"
Tank just looked at me.
I couldn't hold the smile back. "You drove there in a Rangeman vehicle, didn't you?"
Tank nodded. "Ranger's gonna kill me."
"Ranger doesn't have to know."
"Ranger knows everything," Tank said. His eyes held mine. "Everything."
Oh boy.
"What bar did you two trash?"
"Sly Dog," Tank said. "The car's in the lot alongside the bar."
Sly Dog was a watering hole for people coming to and going from events at the Sovereign Bank Arena. The complexion of the bar changed according to the event, and I wasn't sure what was going on tonight. Could have been a rock concert or a hockey game or monster trucks. It sat just outside the Burg, and was maybe a half mile from Lula's apartment.
I took Perry Street to Broad Street and sailed through the center of the city, coming up behind the arena and the bar. I pulled into the lot and parked behind the black Rangeman SUV.
Lula was in the seat beside me, and Tank was in the back. I slid a look at Lula. "Is there a plan?"
"Hey, Shrek," Lula yelled back to Tank. "You got a plan?"
"Guess I should take you home," Tank said.
"Yeah," Lula said. "That would be the polite thing to do. Might have to stop at the drugstore on the way. Wouldn't want to run out of… you know, anything."
I checked Tank out in the rearview mirror, and our eyes met, and he smiled.
It was eleven o'clock by the time I got home. Lights were off in my apartment with the exception of a nightlight burning in the bathroom, throwing light into the bedroom. Diesel and Bob were asleep in bed, side by side. Diesel was bare skin for as far as I could see with an arm thrown over Bob.
I slipped into the bathroom and changed into a T-shirt and boxers. I tiptoed to the other side of the bed and crept in next to Bob.
"Did everything work out okay?" Diesel asked, his voice soft in the dark room.