"Yeah. Turns out Cramp faked the robbery and shot himself in the foot. The gun and the necklace are in a crawl space under the back room. I can give you more details later, but you should get someone over there before Cramp decides to get rid of the evidence."
"I'll call it in. Hows everything else?"
"It's really slow at the bonds office. Only one big outstanding… and that was Annie Hart. Bob is good. He's visiting with my parents today. Diesel's in town."
"Diesel?"
"Yeah, you remember Diesel, right?"
"Ranger's half-brother."
"He's not Ranger's half-brother."
"He might as well be. They both run in the fast lane with their lights off."
"You used to do that."
"No. I was an asshole. I never actually thought I was Batman."
"I see your point."
"I'm locked away in a sleazoid motel, doing my cop thing. Do I need to come home?"
"Nope. I've got it all under control."
"Good to know," Morelli said. "I should have this wrapped up Tuesday or Wednesday. See you then." And he disconnected.
I cut down to Klockner Boulevard and then to Hamilton and left-turned into the Burg. I eased to a stop in front of my parents' house and killed the engine. Grandma was at the storm door, looking out at me, driven there by some mysterious inner radar that tells her when a granddaughter is approaching. Not that different from Diesel, when you think about it.
"Just in time," Grandma said to me, holding the door open. "Your sister is here, and we got a nice coffee cake from the bakery."
Bob heard my voice and came thundering down the hall, ears flopping, tongue out, google-eyed. He slid on the polished wood floor and plowed into me, knocking me into the wall.
I scratched his head and gave him a hug, and he galloped back to the kitchen and the coffee cake.
"He's been such a good boy," Grandma said. "It makes a house feel like a home when you got a dog in it. And he didn't hardly eat anything this time. The TV Guide and a loaf of bread, but the good thing was he horked up the plastic wrap."
Valerie was at the little kitchen table. She had the baby on her lap and coffee in front of her.
"Where are the girls?" I asked.
"Playgroup," Valerie said. "They go every day now."
I sliced off a chunk of coffee cake and out of habit I stood at the sink to eat.
My mother put a plate and fork and napkin on the table. "Sit," she said. "It's not good for your digestion to eat at the sink. You eat too fast. You don't even chew. Did you chew that piece of cake?"
I didn't know if I'd chewed it. I couldn't even remember eating it, but my hand was empty, and I had crumbs on my shirt, so I guess that said it all.
I pulled a chair out across from Valerie and sat down. It was too late to eat my cake in a civilized manner… unless I had a second piece. I checked out the waistband on my jeans. Snug. Shit.