Back One for the Money
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    I rolled into the lot and parked next to a black Toyota four-by-four that had been jacked up on wheels that were sized for a backhoe. I'd stopped at the bank on the way and deposited my recovery check. I knew exactly how much money I was willing to spend on an alarm system, and I wasn't willing to pay a penny more. Most likely the job couldn't be done for my price, but it wouldn't hurt to inquire.

    I opened the car door and stepped outside into oppressive heat, breathing shallowly so I didn't suck in any more heavy metals than was necessary. The sun looked squalid this close to the highway, the pollution diluting the light, compressing the image. The sound of an air wrench carried out of the open bay.

    I crossed the lot and squinted into the dim hellhole of grease guns and oil filters and potentially rude men wearing Day-Glo orange jumpsuits. One of the men ambled over to me. He was wearing the cut off and knotted thigh portion of a pair of queen-size pantyhose on his head. Undoubtedly it was a time-saver in case he wanted to rob a 7-Eleven on the way home. I told him I was looking for Al, and he told me I'd found him.

    "I need an alarm system installed in my car. Ranger said you'd give me a good price."

    "How you come to know Ranger."

    "We work together."

    "That covers a lot of territory."

    I wasn't sure what he meant by that, and probably I didn't want to know. "I'm a recovery agent."

    "So you need an alarm system because you gonna be in bad neighborhoods?"

    "Actually, I sort of stole a car, and I'm afraid the owner will try to get it back."

    Laughter flickered behind his eyes. "Even better."

    He walked to a bench at the back of the building and returned with a black plastic gadget about three inches square. "This is state-of-the-art security," he said. "Works on air pressure. Anytime there's a change in air pressure, from a window getting broken or a door opening, this mother'll like to bust your eardrum." He turned it face up in his hand. "You push this button to set it. Then there's a twenty-second delay before it goes into effect. Gives you time to get out and close the door. There's another twenty-second delay after the door is opened, so you can punch in your code to disarm."

    "How do I shut it off once the alarm is triggered?"

    "A key." He dropped a small silver key in my hand. "I suggest you don't leave the key in the car. Defeats the purpose."

    "It's smaller than I'd expected."

    "Small but mighty. And the good news is it's cheap because it's easy to install. All you do is screw it onto your dash."

    "How cheap?"

    "Sixty dollars."

    "Sold."

    He pulled a screwdriver out of his back pocket. "Just show me where you want it."