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Contents ( 46)
  1. Foreword
  2. Table of Contents
  3. I
  4. How not to Buy a Boat
  5. II
  6. Fitting Out
  7. III
  8. Cutting the Painter
  9. IV
  10. Out to Sea
  11. V
  12. And it did Blow
  13. VI
  14. How we Arrived at Eigg
  15. VII
  16. Egga, Ego, Ardegga, Egea, Eiggie, or Eigg
  17. VIII
  18. To Arisaig and the Sands of Morar
  19. IX
  20. Round Ardnamurchan
  21. X
  22. An t’Eilean Muilleach
  23. XI
  24. Round the Caliach
  25. XII
  26. The Ross of Mull
  27. XIII
  28. Hii, Hy, I, Ia, Io, Y, Yi . . . or Iona
  29. XIV
  30. The Torranan Rocks
  31. XV
  32. Oban
  33. XVI
  34. Glen Etive, where she ‘builded her bridal hold’
  35. XVII
  36. Landlord Rampant
  37. XVIII
  38. Farewell to Deirdre’s garden
  39. XIX
  40. ‘I dislike being long at a time’
  41. XX
  42. Homeward Bound
  43. XXI
  44. Liberty and Property
  45. XXII
  46. The Last Trump

‘It would do no harm’, I suggested to the Mate, ‘if you kept her straight on Airds Point—for that’s it ahead.’

The little bay where we were to anchor turned out to be all that we could desire. Nicely wooded, with bracken and grass and a little burn entering its inmost reach, it looked remote from all the world. By the weed on the shore, we felt sure of the holding ground. The Crew took the sounding, the engine stuck in reverse, and the Mate towed her head to the perfect spot, while three oyster-catchers, two herons and a whole string of curlew told a silent world that we had arrived.

The rain increased until it was coming down in torrents. We tried to gather from the chart our general direction from Taynuilt, but the chart misled us, for which you couldn’t blame it, as the village itself is not on the coast. In the afternoon the Mate and I set off inland, heavily oilskinned, through cataracts of woods, over low hills, and across swamps. Once, lifting my head, I saw what appeared to be the Mate surrounded by a dark aura violently in motion. It was the perfect illustration of the scientific conception of atoms or molecules hurtling around one another to compose matter, with the extra conception of electrons hurtling round nuclei thrown in. But when I opened my mouth to laugh, some of my own buzzing aura entered, and I had to spit the brutes from my throat. They were house flies mostly, and if they had stayed still for a moment, we could have sliced them. By the time we struck the railway line we had had two Turkish baths each, but when we stood for a moment to let the steam moderate, the flies were upon us again.

But the rain was taking off, and indeed if we could not have located the sun we should not have known which way to turn. After two or three miles of the line, our oilskins, wetter inside than out but swinging behind us now in a gentle breeze, we saw Taynuilt ahead, with the great Ben Cruachan behind. The station-master hunted up all sorts of travelling information for the Mate and then directed us to the hotel. We entered and groped down a dark passage, where a bar window was slammed down against our faces. ‘I thought you said this was the way?’

‘It’s all right. Ssh!’ said our informant.

But there was no conspiracy about the beer, when it came in pewter pots.

Taynuilt is an airy scattered place, with reasonable shops, an obliging postmaster, and agreeable folk. As we returned to the station, we heard one or two explosions from a great scar on the mountain across the loch. We sat beside a workman on the platform, who told us that the scar was Bonawe Quarries, ‘the finest granite in the world’, and he pointed to a house close by of bright grey stone.

‘Where do they send it to?’ I asked.