Back Odder Than Ever
Chapters (13)
  1. Copyright
  2. Dedication
  3. The Golden Sail
  4. Biscuits of Glory
  5. I, Earthling
  6. The Giant’s Tooth
  7. There’s Nothing Under the Bed
  8. The Stinky Princess
  9. The Japanese Mirror
  10. Am I Blue?
  11. The Metamorphosis of Justin Jones
  12. A Note from the Author
  13. About the Author

The eyes looking out at me glowed with an unholy fire.

“Oh, the things we’ll do then, Jonathan! We’ll start with your sister, probably. Or maybe your mother. Yes, maybe your mother. That would be nice, don’t you think?”

“Stop!” I shouted. I felt the surge of my anger flow into the thing in the mirror and suddenly realized it was goading me, pushing me to give it more strength, more power.

I did the only thing I could think of. Moving as slowly and calmly as I could manage, I turned to the umbrella stand behind me.

I picked it up.

Then I threw it into the mirror.

The glass shattered. The pieces crashed and tinkled to the floor.

My sense of triumph lasted only a second. With a sudden hiss a flare of blue light crackled around the black lacquer frame.

A moment later my other self came crawling over the edge.

“How kind of you to set me free. Earlier than I expected. But not unwelcome. No, not unwelcome at all.”

It lunged at me. I screamed and jumped back as my own face, burning with hatred, riddled with oozing sores, surged up at me. I dodged to the right, racing around the creature. It clutched at me. I jumped forward, tripped over the black lacquer frame—and fell into the world of the mirror.

The creature followed close behind me. I could hear it scrabbling on the floor, panting, not from exertion, but from a lust to possess me.

“I don’t want you!” I cried as I ran through the mirror version of Mrs. Hubbard’s house. “I don’t want you. You’re not part of me anymore!”

“I’ve always been part of you,” laughed the creature. “And now you will be part of me . . . Saint Jonathan.”

The last words were spit out with such contempt that I felt my fear double. If this thing that hated me so much were to catch me, what would it do to me? What would it do to those I loved?

I stumbled around a corner, regained my balance, saw a door and a stairwell. I took the stairs rather than the door, because to lead this thing out of the house and into the world—even the mirror world—was too awful.

I was halfway up the stairs when I heard my mother’s voice call, “Jonathan! Jonathan, wait for me!”

I turned back. But the voice had come from the creature. It was standing at the base of the stairs, leering up at me. A string of drool dangled from its pendulous lower lip.

I turned to run, and gasped. Above me, floating at the top of the stairs, was Mrs. Hubbard. A pale glow surrounded her translucent figure.

“I’m sorry, Mrs. Hubbard!” I cried. “I didn’t know what was happening. I didn’t mean for you to die!”

“Don’t be foolish!” she snapped. “Listen to me, Jonathan. Remember what I told you. Mirrors always lie. Everything is backwards here. Now you have to want him more than he wants you.”