Back Never Have I Ever
Chapters (43)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Epigraph
  4. Prologue - Life After Death
  5. Chapter 1 - Charmed Life
  6. Chapter 2 - CSI, Tucson
  7. Chapter 3 - Spinning Her Wheels
  8. Chapter 4 - Paper Trail
  9. Chapter 5 - Extreme Times Call for Extreme Measures
  10. Chapter 6 - A Criminal History
  11. Chapter 7 - The Ultimate Prank
  12. Chapter 8 - Truth or Consequences
  13. Chapter 9 - Daddy’s Little Girl
  14. Chapter 10 - Fish Out of Water
  15. Chapter 11 - Nothing Like a Threat at 2 A.M.
  16. Chapter 12 - A Secret of a Different Kind
  17. Chapter 13 - Double the Trouble
  18. Chapter 14 - An Opening... and a Closing
  19. Chapter 15 - An A for Effort
  20. Chapter 16 - X Marks the Spot
  21. Chapter 17 - Tremors and Treachery and Threats, Oh My!
  22. Chapter 18 - The Writing on the Wall
  23. Chapter 19 - Creepy Vampires to the Left, Stalkers to the Right
  24. Chapter 20 - Service with a Snicker
  25. Chapter 21 - Tweet, Untweet
  26. Chapter 22 - The Awful Truth
  27. Chapter 23 - The Viking’s Revenge
  28. Chapter 24 - Almost, But Not Quite
  29. Chapter 25 - One Down, One to Go
  30. Chapter 26 - A Shove in the Dark
  31. Chapter 27 - Walled In
  32. Chapter 28 - The Darkest Place in the World
  33. Chapter 29 - The Aftermath
  34. Chapter 30 - Clever Little Bitches
  35. Chapter 31 - The Moment We’ve Been Waiting For
  36. Chapter 32 - A Moment in Time
  37. Epilogue - A Moment in Time
  38. Acknowledgments
  39. About the Author
  40. Books by Sara Shepard
  41. Credits
  42. Copyright
  43. About the Publisher

I ignore her. Saying I adore my car is putting it mildly. My dad bought it on eBay a couple of years ago, and I helped him restore it to its former glory—hammering out the dents in the body panels, replacing the rusty grille with a bright new chrome one, reupholstering the front and back seats with soft leather, and installing a new engine that purrs like a contented puma. I don’t care that it doesn’t have modern amenities like an iPod adapter or parallel-parking assist—this car is unique, classy, and ahead of its time—just like I am.

We sweep past Starbucks, the strip mall of art galleries all the retirees love, and the clay courts where I took my first tennis lesson when I was four. The moon is the exact same amber as the eyes of the coyote that nosed under our backyard fence last year. We’re on our way to a frat party at U of A, which promises to be a rager. Just because I’m with Garrett doesn’t mean I can’t ogle the hot college-boy merchandise now and then.

Madeline stops on a station playing Katy Perry’s “California Gurls.” Gabby squeals and starts to sing along. “Uch, I’m so sick of this song,” I moan, reaching over and twisting the volume knob down again. I usually don’t mind singing, but something irks me tonight. Or, more accurately, two someones.

Lili pouts. “But last week you said Katy was awesome, Sutton!”

I shrug. “Katy’s so five minutes ago.”

“She writes the best songs!” Gabby whines, twirling her honey-blonde highlights and pursing her extra-plump lips into a pout.

I take my eyes off the road for a moment and glare at them. “It’s not as if Katy writes the songs herself, guys. Some fat, middle-aged producer guy does.”

Lili looks horrified. “Really?”

If only I could pull over and let them out. I’m so sick of Twitter Dee and Twitter Dum’s faux-ditziness. I shared a trig class with them last year, and they’re not as stupid as they look. Guys find the dumb act cute, but I’m not buying it.

The light changes to green, and Floyd makes a satisfying roar as he guns off the line, kicking up dust and flying past the desert broom. “Well, I think it’s a good song,” Mads breaks the silence, slowly turning up the volume again.

I shoot her a look. “What would your dad say if he knew slutty Katy was your role model, Mads?”

“He wouldn’t care,” Madeline says, trying to sound tough. She picks at the Swan Lake Mafia ballerina sticker on the back of her cell phone. I don’t know what the sticker means—none of us do. I think Mads likes it that way.