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  1. MILES FRANKLIN
  2. My Career Goes Bung
  3. CONTENTS
  4. TO ALL YOUNG AUSTRALIAN WRITERS GREETINGS!
  5. CHAPTER ONE.
  6. EXPLANATORY.
  7. CHAPTER TWO.
  8. THE FETTERED ROUND.
  9. CHAPTER THREE.
  10. THE LOGIC OF EGOTISM.
  11. CHAPTER FOUR.
  12. “SATAN FINDS SOME MISCHIEF STILL.”
  13. CHAPTER FIVE.
  14. FINISHING SCHOOL.
  15. CHAPTER SIX.
  16. THE BREAD OF THE MAIL BOX RETURNS.
  17. CHAPTER SEVEN.
  18. “THAT SYBYLLA!”
  19. CHAPTER EIGHT.
  20. MORE CHICKENS OF INEXPERIENCE.
  21. CHAPTER NINE.
  22. IT WAS ALL REAL, BUT HOW MUCH WAS TRUE?
  23. CHAPTER TEN.
  24. HAROLD BEECHAM AND FIVE-BOB DOWNS.
  25. CHAPTER ELEVEN.
  26. NOT SO EXPURGATED.
  27. CHAPTER TWELVE.
  28. THE DENIZENS OF GEEBUNG VILLA.
  29. CHAPTER THIRTEEN.
  30. SOCIETY.
  31. CHAPTER FOURTEEN.
  32. HI-TIDDLY-HI-TI-HI!
  33. CHAPTER FIFTEEN.
  34. MY TRUE FRIEND.
  35. CHAPTER SIXTEEN.
  36. A GREAT NAME IN AUSTRALIAN LITERATURE.
  37. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN.
  38. I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING.
  39. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN.
  40. A GAME FOR TWO.
  41. CHAPTER NINETEEN.
  42. IN NEED OF A FRIEND.
  43. CHAPTER TWENTY.
  44. IT MIGHT Not HAVE BEEN.
  45. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE.
  46. BACK ON THE LAND.
  47. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO.
  48. SO TO SPEAK!
  49. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE.
  50. THERE IS ENGLAND.

“Do you think I should read your book?” Mr. Beauchamp asked later.

“I wish you would never read it, but I can’t make out why you are interested in me, if you haven’t.”

“All the hubbub has brought you to my attention, like a filly that is advertised. I could not make out why Moongudgeonby was suddenly being called Five-Bob Downs, and found that it was because in a book written by some bit of a kid no bigger than a bee’s knee, Five-Bob Downs was owned by Harold Beecham, so people have the cheek to call me that. Some of them have asked me when I am going to settle down with Sybylla Melvyn. The young fellows say I am a lucky devil, that they would have a shot for themselves only that I am the hero of your dreams. I took it as a bit of chyacking while I was in Queensland, but when I got back to Gool Gool people buzzed like a swarm of bees. I thought it a rum thing that a girl could change the name of a place christened by the blacks hundreds of years ago. She must be a witch who could pull the wool over my eyes and have me tied up before I knew where I was, and I value my freedom.”

I began to feel worse than when Old Grayling’s letter came.

“I never thought of you—never heard of you,” I gasped weakly.

“But Harold Beecham is the fellow that all the girls are wild to see, and all the men are envious of.”

“But your name is Henry Beauchamp,” I murmured, wishing I could hide for a year.

“But I was nearly christened Harold, and Beauchamp is pronounced Beecham.”

“Harold is my favourite name—Harold Earl of Kent, who fell at the Battle of Hastings with an arrow through his eye. A tragic thing to be conquered by an outsider. You have not the slightest resemblance to the Harold in the book. The name is a mere coincidence.” My voice would hardly come.

“Ha! Ha! A jolly coincidence. I know half-a-dozen young fellows who are pretending they are Harold Beecham without the name. When I found out you were Dick Melvyn’s youngster I was more astonished than ever, and came along to take a look at you. As soon as I clapped an eye on you I decided that I was going to take up my option.”

“What option?”

“On you. You proposed to me. I accept with alacrity. I would not have thought an oldster like me had a chance, only you put it in my head. I always go for first-class things and leave the ordinary stuff to the rabble.”

All the shame I had hitherto felt rolled into one lump was an infant to what I felt now. I, who would rather have died than “throw myself at a man”, seemingly had done just that. Ma was quite correct. There was no end to the annoyance caused by that feraboraceous book. I turned sick all through to think what further embroglios might spring from it. More and more I understood Ma, and was sorry for what I had brought upon her.