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  1. MILES FRANKLIN
  2. My Career Goes Bung
  3. CONTENTS
  4. TO ALL YOUNG AUSTRALIAN WRITERS GREETINGS!
  5. CHAPTER ONE.
  6. EXPLANATORY.
  7. CHAPTER TWO.
  8. THE FETTERED ROUND.
  9. CHAPTER THREE.
  10. THE LOGIC OF EGOTISM.
  11. CHAPTER FOUR.
  12. “SATAN FINDS SOME MISCHIEF STILL.”
  13. CHAPTER FIVE.
  14. FINISHING SCHOOL.
  15. CHAPTER SIX.
  16. THE BREAD OF THE MAIL BOX RETURNS.
  17. CHAPTER SEVEN.
  18. “THAT SYBYLLA!”
  19. CHAPTER EIGHT.
  20. MORE CHICKENS OF INEXPERIENCE.
  21. CHAPTER NINE.
  22. IT WAS ALL REAL, BUT HOW MUCH WAS TRUE?
  23. CHAPTER TEN.
  24. HAROLD BEECHAM AND FIVE-BOB DOWNS.
  25. CHAPTER ELEVEN.
  26. NOT SO EXPURGATED.
  27. CHAPTER TWELVE.
  28. THE DENIZENS OF GEEBUNG VILLA.
  29. CHAPTER THIRTEEN.
  30. SOCIETY.
  31. CHAPTER FOURTEEN.
  32. HI-TIDDLY-HI-TI-HI!
  33. CHAPTER FIFTEEN.
  34. MY TRUE FRIEND.
  35. CHAPTER SIXTEEN.
  36. A GREAT NAME IN AUSTRALIAN LITERATURE.
  37. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN.
  38. I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING.
  39. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN.
  40. A GAME FOR TWO.
  41. CHAPTER NINETEEN.
  42. IN NEED OF A FRIEND.
  43. CHAPTER TWENTY.
  44. IT MIGHT Not HAVE BEEN.
  45. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE.
  46. BACK ON THE LAND.
  47. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO.
  48. SO TO SPEAK!
  49. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE.
  50. THERE IS ENGLAND.

I was sardonically amused to depict that reality suggested by Mr. Harris.

Our home was of wood and of the usual pattern and situation in a particularly ugly portion of the bush. We were dished in a basin of low scrubby ranges which are familiar to the poorer settlers where the fertile patches are land-locked in a few big holdings by hard-headed fellows who got in early with capital and grants and convicts.

Instead of hedges we had dog-leg and brush fences, and stumps in the cultivation paddocks. There were fowl-houses covered with tin to render them safe against sharp-snouted spotted marsupial cats; the mess-mate roosting trees also had wide rings of tin around the trunks to save the turkeys by night. Cowsheds were roofed with stringy-bark. Fields of briars and rugged ranges were all around; a weedy water hole in the middle; the not-yet-bleached bones of beasts were a common decoration. No roofs but our own were within sight. It was a raw contrast to the English scenery on which I doted, with its thatched cottages, trailing roses, gabled farm houses, towered ancestral halls with Tudor chimneys amid oaks and elms and cawing rooks and moors and downs, wolds, woods, spinneys and brooks. Such reality as mine would look mighty queer in a book, something like a swaggie at a Government House party, but it was as easy to describe as falling off a log.

The people belonging to this scenery were so ordinary and respectable and decent that a yarn about them could not possibly attract the attention of a reader. The probability of readers must have popped up somewhere along the track. I had had no thought of them when I started. I’m sure nothing but genius could make the ’Possum Gully kind of reality interesting, and as I am only a jokist I had to bring out the paintpot of embellishment to heighten or lower the flat colorless effect.

There are times when our own case is so blinding that we are unable to feel or to see outside it. We are shut within ourselves. Sometimes these moods are merry and sometimes sad, but always self-sealed. If merry, so all-sufficient is our hilarity that grey skies or black nights have no power to damp our inward fire. But let us be sad, and the brilliance of the sun seems callous. We cannot reach outside ourselves. When young we demand so much that is beyond us that the first lessons in EXPERIENCE are the hoeing of the chastening row of disappointment.

I had a fever which fed upon itself like the green-eyed monster, and it was a great relief to be shedding it like a snake-skin. A desire to have someone to read the result came upon me towards the end. I don’t know whether this was gregariousness or mere egotism, like my cat’s when she brings home a kitten and dumps it for us to see. I was more selective than the cat. She doesn’t pick her appreciators. She drops her kitten among us regardless of passing boots, and also regardless of who may be in the boots. I adore her and indulge her and so have been surprised that she did not bring me her kitten.