Back Murder Most Actual
Chapters (34)
  1. Chapter One
  2. Chapter Two
  3. Chapter Three
  4. Chapter Four
  5. Chapter Five
  6. Chapter Six
  7. Chapter Seven
  8. Chapter Eight
  9. Chapter Nine
  10. Chapter Ten
  11. Chapter Eleven
  12. Chapter Twelve
  13. Chapter Thirteen
  14. Chapter Fourteen
  15. Chapter Fifteen
  16. Chapter Sixteen
  17. Chapter Seventeen
  18. Chapter Eighteen
  19. Chapter Nineteen
  20. Chapter Twenty
  21. Chapter Twenty-One
  22. Chapter Twenty-Two
  23. Chapter Twenty-Three
  24. Chapter Twenty-Four
  25. Chapter Twenty-Five
  26. Chapter Twenty-Six
  27. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  28. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  29. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  30. Chapter Thirty
  31. Chapter Thirty-One
  32. Chapter Thirty-Two
  33. Epilogue
  34. More By Alexis Hall

“Run where?” Hanna’s tone wasn’t hostile exactly, but it had an edge to it.

“To the gun.” One of Ruby’s eyebrows curved into a perfect, victorious arch. “Call me selfish, but it’s not her escaping I’m worried about; it’s her retrieving a weapon and killing me.”

“Or,” Hanna suggested, “somebody else?”

“No, mostly just me.”

Hanna glared.

Ruby met the glare with a defiant smile. “Oh, don’t look at me like that. I don’t know any of you—why should I pretend to care about your lives as much as my own?”

That rather put an end to the discussion, and the four of them set about gathering the rest of the guests. The Quirkes and the professor, it transpired, had also parted company when a sudden noise which turned out to be a particularly aggressively blocked pipe spooked the professor so badly that he needed to go and lie down. Mrs Ackroyd resented the summons but came along with the rest, and then the guests, plus a largeish chunk of the staff, gathered in the lounge where, to Liza’s surprise, Mr Burgh handed straight over to her.

“Okay,” Liza began, and then waited to see if anybody would shout at her or throw anything. This was way easier with a microphone and wine. “I think I’ve got something.”

Sir Richard gave her an enthusiastic nod. “Good show, old girl. I mean, late-twenties-early-thirties girl.”

“Thanks,” she replied in her most sincere pretty-sure-I’m-being-patronised voice. “I had a look around the woods and I think I found the killer’s footprints, but they just came back to the hotel. Then when we searched the hotel, we didn’t find anything—”

“Because there was nothing to find,” protested Mrs Ackroyd. Protested too much, Liza thought.

“But then we looked outside. Because we thought maybe the killer might have thrown the gun out of the window when we started looking for it.”

Mrs Ackroyd blanched. It couldn’t be this simple, could it? Except wasn’t it always this simple? In real life. No twists or shocking revelations, no need to get everybody into the drawing room at the end and give a big speech about how it all fit together. Just, “Yeah, it was probably that person.”

“And we found evidence,” Liza continued, “that something had been thrown from a long way up into a bush just next to where we found Mr Ackroyd’s body last night.”

The professor took off his glasses, polished them, and put them back on again. “Good Lord, you’ve found the gun.”

Well, that was embarrassing. “Not exactly.”

“Oh.” An expression of puzzlement spread across the professor’s face. “I just assumed—you know—because we’d all been gathered together.”

“Does seem a touch premature,” agreed Colonel Coleman.