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Chapters (34)
  1. Chapter One
  2. Chapter Two
  3. Chapter Three
  4. Chapter Four
  5. Chapter Five
  6. Chapter Six
  7. Chapter Seven
  8. Chapter Eight
  9. Chapter Nine
  10. Chapter Ten
  11. Chapter Eleven
  12. Chapter Twelve
  13. Chapter Thirteen
  14. Chapter Fourteen
  15. Chapter Fifteen
  16. Chapter Sixteen
  17. Chapter Seventeen
  18. Chapter Eighteen
  19. Chapter Nineteen
  20. Chapter Twenty
  21. Chapter Twenty-One
  22. Chapter Twenty-Two
  23. Chapter Twenty-Three
  24. Chapter Twenty-Four
  25. Chapter Twenty-Five
  26. Chapter Twenty-Six
  27. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  28. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  29. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  30. Chapter Thirty
  31. Chapter Thirty-One
  32. Chapter Thirty-Two
  33. Epilogue
  34. More By Alexis Hall

Nor, it seemed, was she in a mood to be butted. “No. Fuck, Liza, you have never been one of these people.”

Knowing full well what Hanna meant, Liza folded her arms and said, “What people?”

“Funeral chasers. Grief vampires. Those ghoulish fucks who ring up parents whose kids aren’t even cold in the ground and start saying things like, ‘So, do you think they got the right guy?’”

“This is different. We’re here.”

“It is not different. There has been a tragic accident, and everybody is panicking.”

“It wasn’t an accident. He was pushed. The chef saw—” Turning around, Liza started walking quickly back towards the kitchens.

Hanna, trailing after, was still firing negatives. “No.”

“Come on, she’s not personally involved. She might be able to tell us something.”

“There is no us here.”

Liza knew she was talking about the investigation, but the words still hung in the air like really unwelcome snowflakes.

“I didn’t mean it like that.”

“I know.” There weren’t enough sighs in the world. And suddenly running down to the kitchens to ask a stranger where she’d been at one o’clock that morning seemed the height of self-indulgent futility. “Sorry, I’ve been—you’re right, we should go back to the room and wait for all this to be over.”

Hanna looked small. Of course, she always looked a bit small on account of her height, but she looked small in the emotional sense. “I’m not sure I want to just be sitting upstairs stewing. Come for a walk with me?”

Honestly, Liza hadn’t been that keen on sitting around stewing either. “Yeah. That sounds nice.” And it did, if you ignored the context. The murder context and the marriage context.

Walking down the front steps of the hotel and into the gardens should have been a magical experience: a landscape blanketed in snow unfurling before them, the cloud-capped mountains of the highlands, trees limned with frost. But there was nothing like a corpse and the spectre of divorce to take the shine off the pretty scenery. At least the body had been moved—two of the staff had shifted it to one of the outbuildings a little after breakfast.

Out of nowhere, Hanna laughed.

“What’s so funny?”

“Oh, I just realised that thanks to Mr Ackroyd we can have a shit, miserable weekend and I won’t even slightly feel it’s my fault.”

Liza looked at her wife. Hanna’s ability to find humour in unexpected, often dark, places was one of the things that Liza loved about her. “It wouldn’t have been your fault anyway.”

“It would, though, wouldn’t it? I dragged you out here without even asking you. I was overcompensating. I always overcompensate.”

She did. There had been a time when Liza found it sweet. “It was thoughtful,” she said. Then in the spirit of honesty added, “In a way.”

“A controlling way.”