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Chapters (34)
  1. Chapter One
  2. Chapter Two
  3. Chapter Three
  4. Chapter Four
  5. Chapter Five
  6. Chapter Six
  7. Chapter Seven
  8. Chapter Eight
  9. Chapter Nine
  10. Chapter Ten
  11. Chapter Eleven
  12. Chapter Twelve
  13. Chapter Thirteen
  14. Chapter Fourteen
  15. Chapter Fifteen
  16. Chapter Sixteen
  17. Chapter Seventeen
  18. Chapter Eighteen
  19. Chapter Nineteen
  20. Chapter Twenty
  21. Chapter Twenty-One
  22. Chapter Twenty-Two
  23. Chapter Twenty-Three
  24. Chapter Twenty-Four
  25. Chapter Twenty-Five
  26. Chapter Twenty-Six
  27. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  28. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  29. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  30. Chapter Thirty
  31. Chapter Thirty-One
  32. Chapter Thirty-Two
  33. Epilogue
  34. More By Alexis Hall

The suspicious look stopped creeping and settled in for a long stay. “Not the word I’d use, Liza. Worrying? Yes. Frustrating? Certainly. Terrifying? Maybe, but I’m trying very hard not to think about it. The best thing we can do is keep to ourselves, wait for the snow to clear, and then get as far away from this place as we possibly can.”

Hanna was right, of course. Talking about murders for a living—or a partial living at least—was one thing, but getting up close and personal with a real killer was probably taking research too far. With a sigh, Liza crawled under the covers and tried to sleep.

“Did you—did you see a woman in the snow?” It felt like an absurd question.

“Yes, several.”

“No, I mean … sort of a mysterious woman.”

There was a shifting of springs as Hanna rolled onto her side. “My darling, for all we have disagreed today, you are still the only mysterious woman for me.”

“I’m serious. She was … lurking.”

“Lurking?”

“In a red dress. She looked like a blonde Hedy Lamarr.”

More movement from Hanna’s side of the bed. “It was just the excitement. Go to sleep.”

Liza went to sleep.

Failed to go to sleep.

She’d be just about to drift off when her mind would slide onto some stray observation or scrap of evidence, and she’d find herself scratching at it like a scab. Why was Mrs Ackroyd out in the snow only half-dressed? When had things started to go wrong with Hanna? What had Mr Ackroyd been doing on the balcony?

It was no good. Slithering out of bed again, Liza retrieved her phone, dragged on a pointlessly luxurious hotel-issue dressing gown, and crept outside into the corridor where she wouldn’t wake Hanna. Then she switched her phone to record voice-only and started talking.

“Hi, listeners. Or maybe hi, Rachael. Or note to self: I’ll work that out later. Anyway, this is Liza from Murder Most Actual, and I think I’ve just stumbled into, well, an actual murder, and it’s … it’s weird. I’m in a hotel with my wife—that’s right, guys, Rachael and I really aren’t dating—and there’s a snowstorm that means we can’t leave or speak to anybody outside, and a man has just fallen off a balcony, or been pushed off a balcony, and …” Shit. Serial this was not. “There’s some kind of private detective here who’s taken over investigations, and he claims there’s a mysterious crime lord in the hotel and, Christ, saying this out loud makes me sound like I’m losing it, but I swear something is going on, and I’m going to get to the bott—”

And there, at the end of the corridor, was the woman in red.

Beckoning.