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Chapters (34)
  1. Chapter One
  2. Chapter Two
  3. Chapter Three
  4. Chapter Four
  5. Chapter Five
  6. Chapter Six
  7. Chapter Seven
  8. Chapter Eight
  9. Chapter Nine
  10. Chapter Ten
  11. Chapter Eleven
  12. Chapter Twelve
  13. Chapter Thirteen
  14. Chapter Fourteen
  15. Chapter Fifteen
  16. Chapter Sixteen
  17. Chapter Seventeen
  18. Chapter Eighteen
  19. Chapter Nineteen
  20. Chapter Twenty
  21. Chapter Twenty-One
  22. Chapter Twenty-Two
  23. Chapter Twenty-Three
  24. Chapter Twenty-Four
  25. Chapter Twenty-Five
  26. Chapter Twenty-Six
  27. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  28. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  29. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  30. Chapter Thirty
  31. Chapter Thirty-One
  32. Chapter Thirty-Two
  33. Epilogue
  34. More By Alexis Hall

“There’s an emetic in it. The colonel wouldn’t have been able to keep it down.”

“He didn’t, though, did he? He threw it up.”

Putting the rat poison back on its shelf, Liza went back to searching the corners of the room. “He threw up. He didn’t throw the poison up. There’s a difference.”

“Is the difference that the first one doesn’t stop you dying?”

At the back of the cellar, Liza spotted a suspicious tear in a box that looked like it otherwise hadn’t been touched in years. “That’s right—hang on, I might’ve found something.”

She moved forward carefully, partly because she didn’t want to trip over some long-discarded piece of detritus in the darkness, partly because the sense of anticipation was bordering on the unbearable.

With a click and a plink, an overhead light came on. “I thought that might help,” said Hanna.

It did. But it also killed the atmosphere in a way that Liza found strangely disappointing. Walking more normally now, she bent and looked at the mysteriously torn box. It was old—pre-war old—and crumbled as Liza touched it. Reaching inside, she pulled out a box and read the label with a feeling of very slightly inappropriate triumph. “Got it.”

“Got what?”

“Flypaper.”

Hanna came over to look at her wife’s new discovery. “You think the colonel was glued to death?”

“No, I think somebody in this hotel knows about the Angel Makers of Nagyrév.”

“I know you did an episode on that.” Hanna sounded apologetic. “But you’re going to have to remind me.”

“It’s actually a really complex, interesting story, but the short version is that in the early twentieth century, this one town in Hungary had a whole lot of arsenic poisonings. And at least some of the killers got the arsenic by boiling flypaper. You haven’t been able to buy the poison stuff legally for years, but this is a very old hotel, and this cellar is full of crap.”

“Cool. So now we know, I guess?” Hanna’s tone was wary, as if she was expecting another shoe to drop.

Incriminating flypaper in hand, Liza was already heading back to the stairs. “Come on.”

“Come on where?” demanded Hanna, running low on patience. “You wanted to check out the cellar; we’ve checked out the cellar. You wanted to know how the colonel was poisoned; you know how the colonel was poisoned. I say we go back to the room, lock ourselves in, and don’t eat anything.”

Halfway up the stairs, Liza turned back. “We could. But the colonel thought he’d be safe as long as he had a gun, and he was wrong. Belloc thought he’d be safe just because of who he was, and he was wrong. I think we just need to accept that—”

“That if we’re going to die, we’re going to die?”