Back Murder Most Actual
Chapters (34)
  1. Chapter One
  2. Chapter Two
  3. Chapter Three
  4. Chapter Four
  5. Chapter Five
  6. Chapter Six
  7. Chapter Seven
  8. Chapter Eight
  9. Chapter Nine
  10. Chapter Ten
  11. Chapter Eleven
  12. Chapter Twelve
  13. Chapter Thirteen
  14. Chapter Fourteen
  15. Chapter Fifteen
  16. Chapter Sixteen
  17. Chapter Seventeen
  18. Chapter Eighteen
  19. Chapter Nineteen
  20. Chapter Twenty
  21. Chapter Twenty-One
  22. Chapter Twenty-Two
  23. Chapter Twenty-Three
  24. Chapter Twenty-Four
  25. Chapter Twenty-Five
  26. Chapter Twenty-Six
  27. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  28. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  29. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  30. Chapter Thirty
  31. Chapter Thirty-One
  32. Chapter Thirty-Two
  33. Epilogue
  34. More By Alexis Hall

The colonel’s had been a sparse room with mustard yellow walls and framed black-and-white pictures above the bed that looked like they’d once illustrated some Victorian novel about colonial adventurism. The curtains were drawn across the bay windows, and hunkered in one corner where, Liza suspected, he really had been the entire time—barring lavatorial breaks—was the colonel himself. His body—assuming it was a body, which seemed increasingly likely—was curled into a foetal position, and he was still clutching the gun he had fought so hard to acquire tightly to his chest. A search of the room revealed no signs of a struggle. The bed was unslept in, the dinner tray from the previous evening uncollected, the various standing lamps and vases of flowers that decorated this room as they did every room quite undisturbed. But there was a slight smell of vomit in the en suite, which, when Liza checked the body, she thought she could also smell on the colonel’s lips.

“Poisoned?” she speculated aloud.

Lowering her pistol a fraction, Ruby put a hand to her forehead. “As if we didn’t have enough to worry about, now we’ve got a poisoner as well.”

“Oh gosh.” Sir Richard looked smug. “What sort of access would a person need if they wanted to introduce something deadly into the colonel’s food?”

“I suppose”—Hanna was looking a little shaken—”we can at least rule any of us out—except you, Mr Burgh, no offence. We were all together last night.”

Sir Richard sauntered over to inspect the body himself. “Well, you know what I think. My money is on the maid—sorry, on Mary. But poisons are tricky things. It could have been in anything.” He went to the bedside cabinet, opened it, and produced a bottle of brandy. “This, for example. There could have been poison in this for days.”

Eyeing Sir Richard suspiciously, Liza joined him at the bedside. “And how did you know this was there?”

“Because I had a drink with the colonel on Friday. And I know it wasn’t poisoned then, but it could have been poisoned at any time since.”

“Or you could have poisoned it,” suggested Ruby.

Sir Richard gave a non-committal shrug. “I could. I didn’t, but there’s no point denying that I knew the bottle was here and had access to it at least once.”

While everybody else had been musing, Reverend Lincoln had been saying a few words over the body. Now he looked up. “Do we know what kind of poison it was?”

“Not really.” Liza gave him an apologetic look. “Vomiting plus death could be anything, and it’s not like we’ve got a lab in the hotel. Or like anyone would know how to use it if we did.”