When Judy “tasted” spring it was time to begin housecleaning and as Tillytuck was away for the day on “the other farm” as the “old Adams place” was now called, Judy and Pat took the opportunity to clean the granary chamber…a task which Judy performed rather viciously, for Tillytuck was temporarily out of favor with her, partly because Just Dog had killed three of her chickens the day before and chewed up one leg of Siddy’s khaki pants, and partly because…

“He did be coming home drunk agin last night and slipt in the stable.”

Judy’s “agin” seemed to imply that Tillytuck came home drunk frequently. As a matter of fact this was only his second offence and Tillytuck was such an excellent worker that Long Alec winked at his very occasional weakness.

“Not that he’d be giving in he was tight…Oh, no. He wud only say the moon seemed a bit unsteady-like. And he was after warning me not to be getting inny notion av marrying into me head aven if he did be liking to talk to me. Me! But wud it be inny use getting mad wid the likes av him? It ann’ys him more to be laughing at him. He did be trying to get up the granary stips…me watching him through the liddle round windy and having me own fun…but he cudn’t trust his legs, so he paraded to the stable, walking very stiff and pompous. Oh, oh, the dear knows what we’ll be finding in his din…a goat’s nest, I wudn’t be wondering.”

“Tillytuck says he’s going to get a radio,” said Cuddles, who was not in school, as it was Saturday.

“Oh, oh, a radio, is it? I’m relaved to hear it. Mebbe if he gets one he won’t be rading such trash as this.” Judy indignantly held up a book she had discovered on Tillytuck’s table. “Do ye be seeing it…The Mistakes av Moses. It do be a rank infidel book he borryed off ould Roger Madison av Silverbridge and whin I rated him for rading it he sez, ‘I like to see both sides av a question,’ sez he. Him and his curiosity!”

Judy tossed the offending volume out of the window into the pig-pen and ostentatiously washed her hands.

“You can’t stick Tillytuck on the catechism though,” said Pat. “And he really is a great hand to read his Bible.”

“But he has his doubts about the story of Jonah and the whale,” said Cuddles. “He told me so.”