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Chapters (72)
  1. Front Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Contents
  5. THE FIRST YEAR
  6. CHAPTER 1
  7. CHAPTER 2
  8. CHAPTER 3
  9. CHAPTER 4
  10. CHAPTER 5
  11. CHAPTER 6
  12. CHAPTER 7
  13. CHAPTER 8
  14. CHAPTER 9
  15. CHAPTER 10
  16. CHAPTER 11
  17. CHAPTER 12
  18. THE SECOND YEAR
  19. CHAPTER 13
  20. CHAPTER 14
  21. CHAPTER 15
  22. CHAPTER 16
  23. CHAPTER 17
  24. CHAPTER 18
  25. CHAPTER 19
  26. CHAPTER 20
  27. CHAPTER 21
  28. CHAPTER 22
  29. THE THIRD YEAR
  30. CHAPTER 23
  31. CHAPTER 24
  32. CHAPTER 25
  33. CHAPTER 26
  34. THE FOURTH YEAR
  35. CHAPTER 27
  36. CHAPTER 28
  37. CHAPTER 29
  38. CHAPTER 30
  39. CHAPTER 31
  40. CHAPTER 32
  41. THE FIFTH YEAR
  42. CHAPTER 33
  43. CHAPTER 34
  44. THE SIXTH YEAR
  45. CHAPTER 35
  46. CHAPTER 36
  47. CHAPTER 37
  48. THE SEVENTH YEAR
  49. CHAPTER 38
  50. CHAPTER 39
  51. CHAPTER 40
  52. CHAPTER 41
  53. CHAPTER 42
  54. CHAPTER 43
  55. THE EIGHTH YEAR
  56. CHAPTER 44
  57. CHAPTER 45
  58. CHAPTER 46
  59. THE NINTH YEAR
  60. CHAPTER 47
  61. CHAPTER 48
  62. THE TENTH YEAR
  63. CHAPTER 49
  64. CHAPTER 50
  65. CHAPTER 51
  66. CHAPTER 52
  67. THE ELEVENTH YEAR
  68. CHAPTER 53
  69. CHAPTER 54
  70. CHAPTER 55
  71. About the Author
  72. Back Cover

“You’re a born home-maker, Pat. This awful place actually looks quite homey and pleasant. I never thought a pickle jar bouquet could be so charming. And I’m hungry…I’m positively starving. Let’s eat. Our first meal together…our first breaking of bread. I like that phrase…breaking bread together…don’t you? Who is it speaks of ‘bread of friendship’?”

“Carman,” said Pat, dishing up her bacon.

“What a lovely clean morning it is!” said Suzanne, scrambling up. “Look, Pat, there’s a big pine down by that pond. I love pines so much it hurts me. And I love crisp bacon and crisper toast. Thank heaven there is plenty of it. I never was so hungry in my life.”

They were half through their breakfast when a queer strangled noise behind them startled them. They turned around…and stiffened with horror. In the hall doorway a man was standing…a tall, gaunt, unshaven creature in a motley collection of garments, with an extraordinarily long gray mustache, which didn’t seem to belong to his lean, lantern-jawed face at all, hanging down on either side of his chin. This apparition was staring at them, apparently as much taken aback as they were.

“I thought I was over it,” he said mournfully, shaking a grizzled head. “I mostly sleeps it off.”

Pat rose and stammered out an explanation. The gentleman waved a hand at her.

“It’s all right. Sorry you had to sleep on the floor. If I’d been awake I’d have give you my bed.”

“We knocked…and called…”

“Just so. Old Gabe’s trump couldn’t have roused me last night. I was a bit lit up, to state facts. You did right to make yourselves at home. But it’s a wonder the dog didn’t tear you to pieces. He’s a savage brute.”

“He wasn’t here when we came…and he seemed quite quiet this morning.”

“’Zat a fact? Then I’ve been fooled. Bought him on the grounds that he was a tartar. I keep him here for tramps. My name is Nathaniel Butterbloom and I’m just sorter camping here while I take off the harvest. I live down at Three Corners.”

“Won’t you sit down and share our breakfast?” said Pat lamely.

“Don’t care if I do,” said Mr. Butterbloom and sat down without more ado. “Sorry there ain’t no table-cloth. I had one but the rats et it.”

Pat, exchanging a grin with Suzanne, poured him a cup of tea and helped him liberally to bacon and toast.

“This is a pleasant surprise and that’s a fact. I’ve been scraping up my own meals. When I run out of provisions I fry a kitten,” he added mournfully. “That barn out there is overrun with cats. I started out with three cats two years ago but there must be hundreds now.”